Tim
You complain about the pathetic stories brought forth by your membership, yet you do not pour the blame on your senior leadership in your district. Could it be that you secretly desire no one come forth with the story to make yours irrelevant.
Not being a member of your district, I would accept yours as the best.
However here is the rub. I really liked it when a district could have a contest among themselves, but that is not the way it is today. Until now.
This Deckard could have quite the effect on the organization as a whole and please contemplate, if you will, how tis could enhanceyour standing in the far reaches of the PPHA.