Safari!

[jaspr1]

  I don't know  but in an effort to see Porkies receive their just dues for next year's Grand Slam  I forgot to mention that if they get you with a Quill    you can develop "LOCKJAW" just like Dr. P is experiencing right now!!!     These KID's think everything is a BIG JOKE    that's what does them in  lack of experience  like the 135 years we have + BW......just sayin.... .........

[jaspr1]

  Unnamed reliable sources's have revealed....... .....

Actually I have a lot going on at work and irons in the fire.  I will play catch up shortly........Tim...........

those irons he's talking about  there not branding irons for "Bully"  He's reported to be giving up his Guide Service  to become a Hairdresser  and those are curling irons  ............Honest Truth..............

[Pa Goosehntr]

  OMG curled Porkie quills 

[jaspr1]

  He can run to Mommy but he can't hide forever! lol  ..................   How many days is it till next November?  for that matter how many days to FISHER season?    In years past we knew these things  now we are on our own  OH WAIT  we already were on our own!!! ..

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Yea, even without adult supervision 

[jaspr1]

  Hey Goose you can cross "Phoenix" off the list of pseudonym's  for that "P" in Dr. P  apparently we should have made it "L" as in LURKER!  he doesn't seemed to be rising from the ashes very quickly!!!  no worries my "OLD COOT" ESP says Mom's about heard enough  and will give him the boot shortly  .................................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  "Boot" as in a stuffed old rubber boot for his Thanksgiving meal??

[jaspr1]

  No BOOT as in the buttocks!  Like Forrest Gump wanna be!  .................... maybe we haven't heard anything  because he's running to New Mexico and back to clear the cobwebs  ......................

[jaspr1]

  Hey Goose!  I think he thinks we will run out of ammo!  WE WON"T !   I was thinking  LOL...maybe the "P" stands for pineapple!!!    There sort of prickly like a porcupine!  although in his case it would be "Crushed Pineapple"........ .....................................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  LOL and the beat goes on  or should I say "beat-up" goes on!!

[jaspr1]

  Flashback!  Standing around at "NOON" hands in pockets,waiting for the porcupine guide to pop out!  ...............I think he made a brief appearance and went back in  I thought only groundhogs did that?  ........I am so loving the peace and QUIET here at the home    now that the "Frost of Failure has fallen over the land.. .............................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  OMG I didn't know you took that!! 

[jaspr1]

  I was "Bored"    that sitting around the Terminal waiting  it's like waiting for the Mail over at the home    I wanted to document every riveting moment  ..............................

[jaspr1]

   I found him Goose  I used the old fiber1 Lemon Bar trick  FREE FOOD gets him every time  ........

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Well fed just like Dr. P...I'm guessin we can add possum to the realm.