Three ole Coots...

[Hern]

Three elderly men were discussing the trials of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second ole guy chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down. "
The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," he raps his knuckles on the table, then says, "That must be the door, I'll get it."

*disclaimer
  The names have been changed to protect 3 PPHA members

[Lookn4Fur]

PERFECT !!!

[Misterjake23]

I like it

[Pa Goosehntr]

  LOL-LOL!! I know those guys!!

[Hern]

My wife & I rarely go out to eat.
Last Wednesday, we did just that with some family & friends.
I got cleaned up, brushed my teeth and shaved.
Put on my corduroys pants, oxford shirt and dress shoes.
Had a great time, good company, good food.

When we got home, my wife said, 'You have old man chin'.
What do you mean?, I ask.
'You missed a spot on your chin when shaving.' 'I saw it when we were eating', she answered.

I went to the mirror and shaved that spot off.
Seems I did have old man chin.
It's a missed spot around the jaw where you continue up or come down.
What the heck am I getting at? I don't know but I'll pay closer attention next time. 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Let it all grow and become a fuzzy face!!  And just for the record,  ???she was politely telling you that you no longer have a baby face  ya old coot!! 

[Hern]

Am defiantly ole coot 
I prove that at least once a week

[longhair]

Am defiantly ole coot 
I prove that at least once a week

And I have the scars to prove it.
When it is proven............some of the first thoughts.........
1..does everything still work as it should
2..is there any bleeding
3..did anybody see that
4..man,what the hell was I thinking
by this time if there is anybody within ear shot...........now they hear you cussing up a storm.

[Hern]

Good one, longhair.

[jaspr1]

  *disclaimer
  The names have been changed to protect 3 PPHA members

  GOOSE!!!! I'll bet if that was about us  they would have published the names  .....but NO!  Dreamcatcher,Buckwheat and Longhair get a pass..... ........................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Ole coot population is up this year as fur prices are down!! 

[jaspr1]

   Good thing as some Coots are looking furry  ................

[Pa Goosehntr]

  You be lookin front or back of them??

[Pa Goosehntr]

Guess who's on the boards...Pa Goosehntr, jaspr1, Hern

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Well Hern fell asleep or the CRs have worn him out, maybe he's stuck in the mud... now jaspr1 has been on the boards....but quiet  Guess I'm the only loud typer on here lately  Go back to work Timmy!! Ernie, well what can I say, he's checking those worm hole flags to make sure nobody moved them on him...ya know you can cornfuse him easily....