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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2017, 07:27:15 AM »
Been messing around in the shed, Goose. Working on some trapping projects for next season.
I did take a short nap yesterday because of staying up late for the Super Bowl. But not usually a nap taker.
Wife and I liked Lady Ga Ga's show. First time I saw or hear heard. She caught that diving pass at end of performance as good as Julio Jones.
Lookn4anap probably started his work week.
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2017, 10:46:15 AM »
 ;) ;) Hey, I got the roses and grape arbor trimmed..cleaned out the bird boxes too!! ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2017, 08:40:39 AM »
True Story
Last week's Blizzard... ole Coot moment
Knee deep snow, snowing sideways, wind blowing hard & frigid conditions.
I was outside trying to keep up with the shoveling and plowing.
Had to pee. Pee now!
Nobody around here, So I'll pee outside...
Unzipped my coat
Unzipped my insulated bibs
Unzipped my jeans
Found my way thru the longjohns
to my boxer shorts
That's where I had a problem and ole coot moment...
I had my boxers on backwards!
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2017, 11:16:10 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LOL-LOL-LOL...you just can't make this stuff up!! ::) ::) ::) ::) it's the best reality show, Olde Coots in action!! :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2017, 11:54:04 AM »
 :o :o :o :o :o I got to thinkin  ::) ::) ::) ::) Hern this qualifies you for the Deckar....You were huntin and what you were huntin for was once upon a time a predator.... ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? soooo yo are now in the runnin for sure!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2017, 02:52:49 PM »
Well...I was hunt'n for thathere opening in my boxers! Son of a Biscuit
I will disqualify myself from the award because I wasn't out in the woods or fields. I was working removing snow. Plus I don't usually take my pistol out in thatthere extreme weather. ;D
   

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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2017, 04:57:06 AM »
I'm still waiting on how the story ends.......
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2017, 06:34:28 AM »
 :) Jake me to..... ;).............Goose me thinks Hern seems to be shying away from that PRESTIGIOUS AWARD for some reason  ??? ??? ???  I guess he FEARS the backlash from "LookN2HaveItWonAlready"  :P :P he doesn't want to lose his seat on the big FISHER trapping expedition this year!  :o :o :o :o ................. 8)

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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2017, 07:22:14 AM »
That is a good one for sure.  I would have ripped my underwear off.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2017, 07:34:00 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Got to love the olde coots thinkin... :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2017, 12:57:22 PM »
I'm still waiting on how the story ends.......
LOL

It ended ok. I ran into one of our sheds and got things opened up in there...lol.

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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2017, 08:15:43 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LOL-LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2017, 07:28:32 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D "No pee'n off the porch!"  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D comes to mind, gonna hafta git Hern one of those signs.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2017, 09:13:59 AM »
LOL...  ya all no how it ends. Ya just continue to dig like a mad man until you find the bottom of your boxers shorts and hope you now have enough rope to get it around the bottom of your boxers shorts to the outside of you clothing quicker then you first planed.
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Re: Three ole Coots...
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2017, 09:58:14 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Words of experience? ??? ??? ??? For Sure!! :o :o :o :o :o :o
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