'BREAKFAST' YANKEE DOODLE DINER--JANUARY 23,2016____8am

[Hern]

Naw, RockfishDale wears shorts, sandals and a Jimmy Buffet T-shirt.

Good luck Bobcat hunting, Looking4redemption. You know you are going to call in a Fisher. 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  "You know you are going to call in a Fisher." LOL-LOL 

[jaspr1]

     HAHAHAHAHAHAHA    I"M not laughing at you "Sonny"  I was thinking Hern  is still MAD  cause you benched him  and "Goose"  , well he's just being "Goose"  ......they won't be laughing when your holding up that ferocious Bobcat  by it's ears  .......OK now!!!    Sure fire  "POP TIP" go "get you" as much "CatNip" as you can find and take (this is going to hurt!)      a long soaking "BATH" in it!     LOOK    for tracks again!  Their like those Pea Brained "Fishers" they walk everywhere  this time try to get a sense of where it went  and not sit where it was  ......LISTEN to your OLD POP's just once  and you will be the one laughing  ............hope this super secret helps  ...Pop's...            Bring your "Bobcat to Breakfast or Brekie" will be our new theme......... dropping the "Birthday Breakfast with B-Fuddled" theme  he can have a Birthday some other time  Your 12lb Bobcat is way more important  You might also try the time tested "Here Kitty Kitty" call.....just sayin....

[scott]

now jaspr you are giving out my secrets, here kitty kitty and a ball of yarn is all you need for a cat... 

[Pa Goosehntr]

Hand held lazer pointer drives them nutz!!

[coyotejohn]

Coyote John
Same Dale different age. LOL

Ernie, what are you implying here?  I might be older than Dale but I can still out shoot him, out run him and surely better looking than he is. 

P.S.  I will not be making breakfast so you guys will have to do without my vast knowledge of predator hunting.  If Dutch is there tell him I said Hi.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  CJ it's only 3PM here  I'm not sure if Ernesto is even out of his pajamas yet, let alone reading this stuff on the computer... ..he retired and it's having a detrimental effect on him  he can't seem to get it in gear  he has been wore out with the mink earthworm flagging issue  taxed his brain to the max 

[jaspr1]

  I think he followed those flags to the bathroom  and is stuck in the hall closet  .......

[Buckwheat]

Some idiot talked me into a hunt. And the weather is calling for rain.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Ernie it's next weekend for the Brekie not tomorrow... and yes wet weather for tomorrow  at least with your big feet you should be able to be quiet for awhile walking in 

[jaspr1]

  "Goose" go easy!  He's getting closer to the "Big Step"    BW quote:"Some idiot talked me into a hunt."  He has started to talk to himself  NOT GOOD  ...........Next he will be seeing things    "they (Bobcats) were all around me  I couldn't shoot!  I had to conserve my 4 shells in case they all jumped me at once  " There were 100's of them....   (4 shells btw 1 for bobcat and 3 to signal he's lost)     Anyway bottom line will be ZERO Bobcats at Brekie for him  .................also note Lookn4asofterhead,  didn't respond  so I would guess ZERO Bobcats for him for not taking Pop's advice    they NEVER learn  ............    I still think there's a good chance he's in the closet ...just sayin...lol

[Buckwheat]

Well dean and I hunted all night in the rain and fog for fox. After 12 hours and the fog lifted we were only 20 yards from the tuck. Thank god! We found it.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Glad you found the truck....don't know what we would have done iffin we would have had to send out Lookin4ernesto....

[jaspr1]

     OMG      Now I am worried  He has a fictitious "FRIEND" named dean  .......the only positive thing was     he didn't have to shoot 3 shots because he was lost  ..........

[Pa Goosehntr]

  ALL, pay attention to the weather toward the end of the week  we may hafta send a dog team to fetch GFish north  They are calling for a bunch of the white stuff