???Buckwheat-poop on the roof???

[Hern]

 

I did a nuisance complain last week for a homeowner that lived in the woods.
Owner said, "an animal was pooping on his roof. I can see the droppings. I need you to see if the animal is coming in the attic."

I arrived and immediately saw the droppings on the roof. Looking from ground level, I told home owner they appeared to be Coon droppings or Owl pellets.
From the top of the ladder I counted 7 piles. I could easily reach the largest pile and did so.
No droppings. Just tree litter that bunched up. Seemed like the Cottonwood duff mix with small vines and tree litter.
Sure appeared to be droppings, but problem solved quickly. 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  That's why you make the big $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!  Hern the wonder boy!!

[Lookn4Fur]

Nice!  Maybe now you can treat us to breakfast with that big $$pay day$$.

[Buckwheat]

Lookn4afreehandout
Boy you must be off the deep end. First you want free chanterelle mushrooms from Uncle Buck and now you want Hern to buy you breakfast. You definitely must have bumped your head on something. UncleBuck inventories each mushroom and Hern berries his money in the yard right away like a squirrel.

[Hern]

I rarely get a February nuisance complaint.
I was NOT going to charge since it was dried up tree duff.
But home owned ask me to clean off those piles and some leaves piled in valleys of roof.
I used his leaf blower on roof, then raked up roof debris from ground.
All in all, I paid for my time, skills, and gasoline. No cash left over for Lookn4abigpayday.

[Lookn4Fur]

Damn, you old guys sure know how to squirrel away the cash.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Gives new meaning/visual to SOS 

[jaspr1]

  Look whose talking "Breki"  His son must be out of town  "LookN2ShootFromtheLip" feeling bold  .....................

[Misterjake23]

Tim   That's why they're retired and we're still paying their social security.......  They know how to make the easy money....

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Jake now git back to work....SS needs your $$$$ and then they can pass it to me  I might need a new rifle or sumptin