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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 12:55:21 PM »
LMAO! Looks like Buckwheat is ready!

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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 04:53:30 PM »
Yea, I'm ready. I just gave the quad the once over and she's ready to roll !!!! 8)  Course, it stays packed and on the ready all year around !! :D

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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 05:45:40 PM »
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No!!! Not ready yet. I was hoping to be just a little faster at the start. But need boots, flip flops kept coming off my feet at the start. Once moving, I could keep them on but sometimes my toe would cramp up. But over the years I have developed a high tolerance of pain and it did not slow me up any. But will still try boots.
   
So longhair
 You do not practice lifting your leg over the seat or anything or anything?  You just get right on and go hunting!!!! That would scare the hell out of me. I would practice leg lifts at least. But what ever,  I really am not ready yet either, I have my off hand shooting wile swimming in rivers and lakes down, but the shooting wile the lakes and rivers are frozen needs to be worked on. Plus I twisted my ankle wile getting the beer out of the trunk of the car. So my cheetah chasseing will be on hold again this year, unless I can barrow your 4 wheeler that would save me boot money. I sure could use that boot money and purchase flippers for ice swimming instead.
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 06:29:36 PM »
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So longhair...You do not practice lifting your leg over the seat or anything?  


LMFAO!  Buckwheat, you're thinkin' of LegLifter.
Longhair is itchin' for an injury if he ain't practicing mounting and dismounting. How 'bout the thumb-throttle? That'll cramp you up i a hurry if you're outta shape. Then there's hoisting them fox pups onto the ATV rack.

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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 07:13:10 PM »
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Like I SAID!! Scares the hell out of me.  I hope he and others that read this will try and get in shape. I bet he did not practice breaking or ankle movements.  I am not new at this. I started hunting and saving hunters at 51/2 years old or maybe even younger and if some one says they stared earlier. Then I will count when my doctor had trouble delivering me because he was out of shape, but that is another story. All some hunters still worry about is if the tank is full in there 4 wheeler. Wonder why there are so many hart attacks. Not me, I like to stay in top shape. Some eggs, home fries, sausage, with a large coffee and a few cheetah chasses first thing in the morning are in order for me, especially after a whole night out drinking and shooting pool keeps me in shape. At an early age I new I was not going down that 4 wheeler road.
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2007, 12:11:29 AM »
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So longhair...You do not practice lifting your leg over the seat or anything?  


LMFAO!  Buckwheat, you're thinkin' of LegLifter.
Longhair is itchin' for an injury if he ain't practicing mounting and dismounting. How 'bout the thumb-throttle? That'll cramp you up i a hurry if you're outta shape. Then there's hoisting them fox pups onto the ATV rack.

Well now, I'm letting you know that I have had plenty of practice with the mount and dismount procedure. The thumb throttle is no longer an issue. I got a twist throttle. And as far as lifting critters on the rack, that's also no longer a issue also. I have a special rack that goes into the reciever hitch just for that purpose.I don't have to even lift them in the truck because with the extra rack on I can just drive the quad with everything on it up into the truck.  8)

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2007, 12:22:54 AM »
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Bp
Like I SAID!! Scares the hell out of me.  I hope he and others that read this will try and get in shape. I bet he did not practice breaking or ankle movements.  I am not new at this. I started hunting and saving hunters at 51/2 years old or maybe even younger and if some one says they stared earlier. Then I will count when my doctor had trouble delivering me because he was out of shape, but that is another story. All some hunters still worry about is if the tank is full in there 4 wheeler. Wonder why there are so many hart attacks. Not me, I like to stay in top shape. Some eggs, home fries, sausage, with a large coffee and a few cheetah chasses first thing in the morning are in order for me, especially after a whole night out drinking and shooting pool keeps me in shape. At an early age I new I was not going down that 4 wheeler road.

Good for you and I hope that you keep your health for a long time. But, at some point you may just think about this. It maybe the difference between you hunting and NOT hunting. It was for me and I told my wife either I get a quad or she could drag me and the dam deer out of the woods !!!!!! Cause I ain't gonna stop hunting !!!!!! :shock:

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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2007, 07:29:28 PM »
Longhair
Craw back under your rock, and mail all your hunting equipment to me. I will start checking the mail towards the end of this week. Keep the 4 wheeler; I will just get my wife to drive me around and shoot game with my new hunting stuff. I will field dress the game, she is a little squeamish. But she  can drag it back to the truck.
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2007, 07:54:02 PM »
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 In your dreams there pointdexter !!!!! I don't know why YOU would want more hunting stuff?? :?  Do you think my hunting stuff would make you a better hunter????? :shock:  Ooooooooh, maybe it would, cause you can't hit sheeeeeeeeeet with yours. :lol:  :lol:  Go make a movie of some snails !!!!!! You ought to be able to keep them in the view finder, they move really slow, just like you !!!! YOU OLD FART !!!!! :shock:  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2007, 08:03:06 PM »
How dare you address the PPHA Prez in that fashion!  Buckwheat(Cheetah Chaser) passed on a career in the NFL to hold this office. His High school football coach wouldn't let him graduate for 15 years.  Buckwheat keeps himself in stellar shape just in case fox don't come to the call, he goes to them.  I blew on an empty beer bottle once and Buckwheat was in my face for a kill in microseconds.

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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2007, 10:37:21 PM »
Longhair
This old fart will drag you and your 4 wheeler up those hills that would scare a guy like you when you look down from the top. After I put enough anti seize on the action and firing pin of your equipment I would be happy to just have them fire and blow the rust out the end let alone hit anything. I like people hunting to videos, you are the correct speed for me to video, problem is the hunting part would never get on film.
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2007, 10:51:17 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2007, 12:16:50 AM »
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 The chances of you dragging anything up the mountian is slim to none !!!!!!! :shock: You're lucky to make it to the back porch and plunk your butt in the rocker. :cry: You know that call making thing is good for you. It keeps you in the cellar and not out in public. :shock: It's probably safer for the rest of us anyway. :lol: Now that you are not going to pres. much longer, that will give you more time to attend the bingos on the weekends at the senior center. :shock:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2007, 12:25:55 AM »
BP says
I blew on an empty beer bottle

I don't think we should explore your sexual tendicies let alone your trying to suck up to Buckwad !!!!!!!!! :shock:  :o  :lol:  :lol: