Obama

[Hern]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree... 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno

Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

[scott]

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the witch!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

Kind of brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?

[muttbuster]

What I have to say about this problem I can't say in public my fellow comrades.

[mountainfox]

All I must say is....change is coming November 2nd