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Everything Else => Off Topic => Topic started by: Hern on March 09, 2016, 08:33:10 PM
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This topic has been started for folks to ask questions on any subject.
Goose and Jaspr are ole coots that have been around, experience and done or witness it.
Goose and Jaspr1 will answer any and all questions on a variety of subjects. From hunting to sports to politics to the latest fashions and fads. Soups to nuts or 'how-to'.
I'll start...
What round will PSU quarterback, Christen Hackenburg, be drafted?
Should I stop wearing socks with my sandals?
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;D ;D ;D ;D Well now if the young lad had not fallen on his sword the last couple of games he may, just may have been pulled out in the fourth round :P :P :P :P :P but since he did, don't know if anyone wants him :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ but he could always take Vick's place on the Beagles.. :-X :-X :-X :-X
Now let me get this straight..you and sandals in the same sentence :o :o :o :o :o :o...what's this world coming to.. :P :P :P :P :P You only want to wear socks with sandals if you are attempting to get a tan line around your ankles :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P why you ask ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? I haven't a clue, unless it is attractive to the fish when you wade the streams feeshin.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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>:( Well 1st off it should be Jaspr & Goose >:( ...2nd there should be some ground rules ::) No Frivolous stuff! :P and there is an Ancient Rule: Off center answers for FREE, correct answers are a $1.00. ;) ;) NO FREE RIDES and NO SUPER SECRET LOCATIONS revealed. L$F that's for You! :-X :-X OK now that's cleared up Q1: At the combine I think they said he was to short and had tiny hands :P :P I think if "JOE" had been there he would have moved him to DB, so he's going in round 7 cause I like the number 7. ;D ;D ;D....... Q2: Absolutely NOT!! Pitch the socks :P A person your age needs to wear support hose of some type :o if you can't find any black ones ??? YOU can always wear knee high nylons in a pinch ;D ;D Caution if you opt for the nylons you will have to shop at Wallie Mart so no one notices.. ::) ::)...........I hope future questions are not this tough... :P :P.... 8) PS: BW I don't know where you put your "WORM FLAGS" so don't bother asking!!!!
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>:( >:( >:( >:( Well "G" comes before "J" in alphabet soup!! :P :P :P :P :P
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Thanks for sock advice. Grandkids yell at me. I'll stop wearing sandals.
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-Why do you two guys use so many 'smiley & google eyes' icons in every post or reply? Can't you get your point across without them? Or Do you think icons are 'cute'?
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;D ;D ;D ;D Their like you big boy full of facial expressions ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
:-\ :-\ Your sister called and you have some work to do at her house..
;) ;) ;) Bob just gave you two bottles of home made vino
??? ??? ??? you stumbled across some scat
:-\ :-\ :-\ way too many baked beans last nite
:o :o :o jaspr1 is gonna tell you a super secret
::) ::) ::) ::) someone wants some of those ribs
See what I mean, I could label you with all of the emojies..
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Now this is a subject I can sink my teeth into. :o :o
Goose, the home just called me and wants to know the GPS coordinates to the spot where you and jaspr1 were coyote hunting. Seems the TRD got bogged down with mud and he can't make it out. They are going to pick him up in the short bus. If you want to save your buddy I need those coordinates so I can pass them on to the bus driver. ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D Haaah grasshopper you need to get up earlier to try and think you could out fox a seasoned BS'n old coot!! :o :o :o :o besides you need to get permission to do that run anyhow.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) I am surprised you can spell GPS :P :P :P :P :P :P...now get back to putting in the time so I can get a SS check at the end of the month.. :) :) :)
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Call me a sucker for participating in this thread, but here it goes....... since you two are the "wise Ole coots" what's your best guess as to what Mikes coyote had all over it?
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I have been studying this picture for a long long time and cannot determine if she was carrying a Glock or a Sig, can you help?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/johnp18/Cartoons/funn339_zpsgxhnedtp.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/johnp18/media/Cartoons/funn339_zpsgxhnedtp.jpg.html)
Also should I change my screen name to CJ75?
I have been sleepless pondering these very complicated questions -PLEASE HELP
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Call me a sucker for participating in this thread, but here it goes....... since you two are the "wise Ole coots" what's your best guess as to what Mikes coyote had all over it?
Please leave the word "wise" out of any subject when talking to the "Old Coots"!
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I have been studying this picture for a long long time and cannot determine if she was carrying a Glock or a Sig, can you help?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/johnp18/Cartoons/funn339_zpsgxhnedtp.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/johnp18/media/Cartoons/funn339_zpsgxhnedtp.jpg.html)
Also should I change my screen name to CJ75?
I have been sleepless pondering these very complicated questions -PLEASE HELP
Lol
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Q1: :) Hern don't be ridiculous ::) we do that for L$F he's just learning to read and likes to look at the cartoon faces ;D ;D Q2: L$F: Tell the BUS Driver to come to Cameron Co. and bring a tow chain :P We are right next to the spot where all the FISHER TRACKS are. See you soon ;D Q3: CJ if you can get her to drop her "panties " a bit so we can see the front sight we will be able to help you ;) ;) and CJ75 seems a bit bland... :( try adding "Magnum" or "Turbo" :-\ "CJ75 Magnum"see it gives it a flair like the "Marlboro Man".... ;D ;D ;D ;D.........."Brushwolf stop laughing you will get Hic-cups! :P :P..................... 8) Almost missed Jake..........Jake I have to answer a question with a question. I have no idea but I wonder if his wife left him out of the truck yet? I don't wish to sound like a sore knife loser but I've been hanging with feather mites lately and I hope some jumped on him. He should have been doing spring rake and clean=up and not in the woods...just sayin...
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;) ;) ;) CJ that be a Springfield Armory XDM..that's what ya gotta use to protect sumptin like that.. ::) ::) ::)
;) ;) ;) As far as Mike's coyote if you hadn't noticed it was fur all over it :P :P :P now git those glasses changed
;D ;D ;D ;D Lookn4afreebite...we be wise enough to listen to your sons stories instead of yours.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;
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;) ;) ;) CJ that be a Springfield Armory XDM..that's what ya gotta use to protect sumptin like that.. ::) ::) ::)
Goose I am amazed at your wealth of knowledge. I went out to the gun safe and sure as heck my XD was missing. She must of borrowed last time she was visiting.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/johnp18/Weapons/SpringfieldXD-9US904020.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/johnp18/media/Weapons/SpringfieldXD-9US904020.jpg.html)
Now if I change my name to CJ75 Magnum will all the other old coots be jealous of my new status? Or is it just symbolic, and how do I do it?
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;D ;D ;D ;D CJ Magnum your status will not change nor will the thoughts tip-toeing in your mind ??? ??? ??? ??? you be hopeful that she visited and par-took of you safe ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)....your mind be wandering now how to ambush her next visit and verify the tan line ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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How many Fox & Coyote are living in my area?
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;) ;) ;) ;) Just enough to keep your interest and keep a balance of their food chain. However, with the building developments continuing, your said population may be decreasing overall as habitat is lost. :( :( :( The one that leaves you presents in your driveway you may want to make into a pet. :) :) :) :) The coyote population however is expanding as they have a habit of adapting to changes in their food sources....developments = fluffy, and jo-jo as a new food source, and living under someone's deck.. :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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:) That's a tough one :P but fortunately I had advanced math in HS and passed ;D Where C=coyotes in A=area and F=fox in b+area and C=total area encompassing the overlapping area then OLA=said area..
C X 2 (A-OLA)-FA1 X OLA3 + 2 X (OLA-F X C=A=F)=2
Hern there are .........."2"................... ;).......................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D And this was the positive intellectual response :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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>:( >:( Goose! Now don't go being a sore butt because you didn't know the answer :P Not my fault you got caught eating PB crackers in Math class :o and were standing in the hall when they went over this! ::) ::).................. 8)
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:P :P :P :P Probably forgot my book that day too :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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:) Well Goose we quieted this down quick ;) ;) Even "LookN2FindHisTeeth" "Now this is a subject I can sink my teeth into. :o :o" got eerily silent ??? ??? I thought maybe BW would have some awful questions but he's busy with his worm cam. :P Worm laid a 1000 eggs and he waiting for them to hatch..... 8)
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>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( May be we scared them with all of our knowledge ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Jasper 1
I was busy checking the times on my worm trail cams.
That way tonight when every thing in time Springs ahead I will not having to up date my log books for the time change.
You never know how the time change can affect of mink feeding times.
If a mink runs 5 mph how far can he go in one hour.
I want to see if Lookn4wisdom can help with questions.
Goosebumps and Jasper1 do not help him out. This may help him figure out how far the fishers truly were from his traps.
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??? ??? ??? ??? Buckwheat is Lookn4ananswer.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) Well he is going to need a mathematical Formula :P So BW may be waiting awhile :( :( The only Formula Lookn4Wisdom knows has a nipple attached :o :o.......as in infant feeding ::).............. 8)...."May be we scared them with all of our knowledge" :o........ You may be right as we have an answer for everything.... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) Almost forgot :o BW says: "You never know how the time change can affect of mink feeding times." :P I know you didn't ask but Goose and I know ;D maybe you thought it was to easy for us and didn't ask ;) Hey we even take the simpleton questions :P I mean simple questions ;) The Mink set their timepieces for the change and eat on the 1/2 hour ;D ;D this gets them back in sync fast ::) ::) with no shock to their system ;D ;D.......................... 8)
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::) ::) ::) ::) ::) You heard it here first folks!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Why do we Spring ahead and Fall behind?
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??? ??? ??? ??? Well you can't fall backwards in the spring to smell the new posies ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) and you wanna fall backwards in the fall into the pile of leaves you just raked :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ So there you have it!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hern
It's a conspiracy against working turkey hunters.
Lose an hour in the morning in the spring and an hour in the evening in the fall.
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;) ;) ;) TJ that's a real gooder answer ;D ;D ;D ;D
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TrappinJohn, thank you. That's an honest answer, without all the smiley faces. Thank you.
Let me remind you TJ, this is the Heckle & Jeckle show...lol
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:( :( Sad faces for Hern :( :( :( :( Well we are to graceful to Fall ahead ::) even the cripples can Spring over the wormhole flags ;D and to Spring back :P infers a retreat >:( >:( >:( and we never retreat ::)......... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Ok then ??? ??? ??? Hern asks one question and receives the dubious honor of three different responses... :P :P :P :P :P Now he can make the decision for himself as to which BS answer he believes ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) maybe he has even conjured up his own less believable answer.. :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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BW the answer is 5. I think? ;D ;D ;D
Goose and Jaspr1, I will tell you for the last time >:( >:( I am a working man!:o :o :oI know that's foreign to you ;) ;) ;) ;) I challenge you to come up with a formula for that ??? ??? ??? ???
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Off to travel the world........again. :) :) :) :)
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>:( >:( >:( Wrong answer young'n.. ??? ??? ??? You didn't take into consideration all the worm hole stops that would delay the travel time ::) ::) ::) ::)
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What year did Heckle & Jeckle appear?
Goose says-
maybe he has even conjured up his own less believable answer..
A good lawyer never ask questions he doesn't already know the answers.
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What year did Heckle & Jeckle appear? 1946 I believe, numerous voices have been used :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\...and when did you think you had a law degree :o :o :o :o :o :o The only law you know is the law of the critters and sometimes they win 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Why is 223 WSSM ammo so hard to find?
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Why is 223 WSSM ammo so hard to find?
Because there are none for sale most places.
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:( :( :( I checked some on line suppliers and they all say "Out of Stock" Guess you need to invest in a set of dies and shell plate holder... ;) ;) ;)
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Goosebumps
I answered the question. He did not ask you to look for it.
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:( :( :( Hump...worm hole flags got you stressed out?? :o :o :o :o Or are you reloading for Lookn4someammo... :P :P :P :P :P
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Goosebumps
Why would I reload for him? This was his question.
Why is 223 WSSM ammo so hard to find?
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;D ;D ;D ;D Cause you adopted him!! :P :P :P :P
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Goosebumps
He is Jasper1 kid! Don't try to pawn him off on me.
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Bucktooth, you are not supposed to answer on this thread.
LooseAsAGoose Dies and a plate won't help if you have no brass. Sheesh, you old coots aren't so smart after all. I may change this thread to ask "TeaPartyHern". ;D ;D ;D
Let me get it started by asking TPHern, Why don't you mix lemon with cream in your tea?
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Lookn4guidance
Sorry I did not know I'm not supposed to answer on this post.
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Lookn4anyonetotalkto, am not suppose to answer questions on here. It's Goose & Jaspr show.
I'll try to sneak your question in, because they will get off track with more than two ingredients.
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TPHern, Why don't you mix lemon with cream in your tea?
Same reason I don't mix it with coffee.
Years ago, Cream served a usefulness in tea.
The British started the habit to put cream in tea. (cream poured first, ole boy)
Cream in their tea originated when they discovered a drop or two of cold milk in the tea cup (first) prevented boiling tea to crack or stain delicate porcelain. I don't use fine porcelain, hence, I drink it straight. Todays cups, you can safely pour milk in afterwards.
Lemon in tea served as favoring. Favoring only.
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Goose, am a long way from a law degree. Just quoted what I heard a lawyer say ages ago.
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;D ;D ;D ;D And there you have it Lookn4anotherchance to try and be smart :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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You see Goose, that is how you answer a question. Not all that chin music you give. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D Lookn4ashort answer....what do you know about milking ducks? :o :o :o :o
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....what do you know about milking ducks?
We ask the questions on this thread.:)
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>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( OK..... :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X Must be too hard a question for the common folks... :P :P :P :P
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;D ;D ;D Lookn4ashort answer....what do you know about milking ducks? :o :o :o :o
You need a mighty low stool.
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;) ;) ;) You did good...you need a short stool and it's he11 getting through the feathers :o :o :o :o :o
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How many teets does a Duck have?
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;) ;) ;) ;) Usually enough to handle the brood :o :o :o but not enough to handle the flock or a raft :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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>:( Damn >:( I'm retired ;D ;D WAHOO!! ;D ;D but here I sit with a back load of work to catch up on at 3AM in the morning :P :P :P 1. Goose and Jaspr1, I will tell you for the last time >:( >:( I am a working man!:o :o :oI know that's foreign to you ;) ;) ;) ;) I challenge you to come up with a formula for that ..HAHAHAHA it's Timmy everybody trying to make a point other than the top of his head ;) I will sidestep the man part ::) although I guess if you shave quarterly you might get a nod :-\ You need to drink more duck milk to get some lead in your pencil,sonny. ;D ;D Anyway the formula is quite simple :) where Z=0 :) Z+Z=0................. 8)
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:) Hern says:"A good lawyer never ask questions he doesn't already know the answers." :P Goose he played you >:( There is NO such Thing as a GOOD Lawyer >:( it was a trick question and answer...........Don't trust Hern or any of these other OLD COOT's :P except me ::) they will cross over for a laugh....just sayin... 8)
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:) L$F wants to know: "Why is 223 WSSM ammo so hard to find?" :P It's not DumbA$$ they have it in the Ladies Lingerie Dept. at Bon Ton or that's what my CEO tell's me ;D Only Girls and Sissie's shoot it so you have to look there next time your underwear shopping :P :P :P :P :P........................ 8) I need to take a break :-[ DOC told me not to overdo it for a day or two :( if he only knew of my responsibilities :P :P :P............. 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And the beat goes on!! :P :P :P :P :P :P
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I need to take a break :-[ DOC told me not to overdo it for a day or two :( if he only knew of my responsibilities.
Yep, if he only knew about your responsibilities.
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Heckle or Jeckle-
Can you give me a good Strawberry Pretzel Salad recipe?
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:( :( :( :( Never made that one myself...hafta check with the CEO for her take on that one.. ??? ??? ??? ??? That is iffin you want the fancy version ::) ::) ::) but off the top of my head I would throw some chopped Romain lettuce in a big bowl, add; fresh strawberrys, mini pretzels, and coat with a strawberry/raspberry vinaigrette.. ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? a few chopped black walnuts would be good also in the mix..now you can modify with shroons, maters, and any other veggie ya got..diced apples or thin sliced pears would be good in it also..
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Heckle or Jeckle-
Can you give me a good Strawberry Pretzel Salad recipe?
And you call me a sissy???? :o :o :o :o :o
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;D ;D ;D Well at least Hern doesn't need permission to enter the kitchen :o :o :o :o :o
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Yes I do. I need permission. Yikes!
Goose, wife got recipe off internet for me.
It's nothing close to your recipe.
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>:( >:( >:( That cause mine is real fud...not a hordevor tea totin salad...real fud for real people!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D mercy!! and you need permission... :P :P :P :P :P jaspr1 help me out here, these gimpy guys needin permission to enter the kitchen to do some vittles and cookin, just ain't good.. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ kin catch/skun all the critters in the woods but not enter the kitchen?? even smoked up a bunch of fine lookin meats....musta been passed to them out the kitchen window ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? poor guys!!
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I guess no permission, but I gotta tell her what I'm up to.
Sorta like when she's looking for a tool and not asking me.
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;D ;D ;D ;D Like where's that thing-a-majig you used to do such and such?? :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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;D ;D ;D ;D Hey Paul...I thought about you today ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? I saw a turkey runnin across the field ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) But then I remembered ..you can't run yet... :o :o :o :o :o
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>:( >:( >:( >:( Hump! This is a sorry bunch of lurkers ::) ::) ::) ::) lookie no see 8) 8) 8) 8) I'm guessin they forgot to connect their keyboard ??? ??? ??? ??? or forgot what to do with it :P :P :P :P :P :P I hafta agree with jaspr1.. Crazy Weather has taken on a life of it's own...headed to break 61,000 views :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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OK, just to keep PA Gruesome from crying. :'( :'( :'( :'( Why do "Old Coots" still plug keyboards in when they can go wireless? :o :o :o :o
PS: There is a big world outside with some really cool stuff in it. Walk outside the doctors office once in a while!! ;D ;D ;D
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Goosebumps 61000 views?
59000 views alone training lookn4fisher
1800 on weather forecast
100 goosebumps sighting in Rifle.
2 get well for Jasper1
The rest were facts from Hern.
Most of my facts posted in wrong spot.
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Most of my facts posted in wrong spot.
Admitting you were wrong is the first step to recovery! ::) ::) ::)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Lookn4aninsult is still tryin to make a name for himself ::) ::) ::) ::)
He says "Why do "Old Coots" still plug keyboards in when they can go wireless?" Well if we old coots had your money we would even have someone type for us :o :o :o :o are you Lookn4ajob?? Oh that's right your Lookn4groundgriz now :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Fishers are out of season 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Lookn4forgiveness
See I can admit my falts, I just rely on my strengths.
As soon as I can remember all of my strengths I will share them with you. I do know running jogging push-ups and lifting things heavy is none of them.
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Naaaahhhh. I'm not a ground griz guy unless they venture into my garden. Then I sick my son on them. ;D ;D ;D
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;) ;) ;) Lookn2pawnoff...yea the boy can handle the tough stuff for ya...and what's up with this that you are only online when you are at work?? ??? ??? ??? ??? Oh you don't have permission to use the pootter at home :o :o :o :o I understand ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Believe me when I tell you! >:( >:( I need no permission to do anything in my home. I run that joint. ;) ;) ;) ;)
I'm so broke paying my daddy's medical bills and paying into the old coot club social security fund that I do not have a working computer at home. Besides, I gave my last working computer Bucktooth so he could use spell check when he types. I think I was duped!!!:o :o :o
That's my story and I am sticking to it.
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::) ::) ::) ::) "LookN4aLaugh" says: " I run that joint. ;) ;) ;) ;)" ......OMG....if I tear any stitches laughing :( I am sending my CEO over to see you.... :o If you took care of your stuff your computer would be working ::) You don't have any money :P and no scope for your free gun :o I guess we should feel a little empathy for you but "NO" ;) not feeling it... :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Goose says:"yea the boy can handle the tough stuff for ya..." I think if I was Jake I would put myself up for adoption :o :o just sayin... ;D ;D ;D.............. 8)
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;) ;) ;) ;) Weees can fetch young Jake up good and proper!! ;D ;D ;D ;D He might even learn something from us... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Hey, Lookn4agarden, do you have yours tilled yet... ??? ??? ??? ??? Mine is 8) 8) 8) or does Jake hafta do that too?? :P :P :P :P :P don't even say you don't have time because of work... :( :( :( :( :( we know that's wrong!! :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Lookn4break
It is so freaking nice out today. Lookn4adayoff to bad for you. ;D ;D ;D I am just going to type on this old computer that I have spell check turned of on. Then go out on the deck and nap on the swing.
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Well it's not Jake it's my other son Nick. He is the real killer in the family.
Joker1, You don't feel empathy, you show empathy. You feel sympathy! ;D ;D I thought it was bad enough that I have to teach BuckyBrewster how to spell, now I have to teach you grammer. :o :o
PAGoober, talk about broke? I don't even have a tiller. Since you and BuckRodgers are out working on your tan lines, how about heading over to my house and till my garden? ;) ;) ;) All the groundhogs you can shoot at for free. Notice I said shoot at not kill (I know better). ::) ::)
I will tell (not ask) my wife your coming over and to not feed the migrants. :D :D :D :D :D
For the future please stay on topic as I do!!! For example, Why can't the old coots stay on topic?
This is where you offer up a witty answer after you wake up from your naps. :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And Lookn4anexcuse says.."For the future please stay on topic as I do!!! For example, Why can't the old coots stay on topic?" ??? ??? ??? ??? and sonny what was your topic?? ??? ??? ??? ??? was it old coots or topic?? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ or stay boy stay!! iffin that's the one watch out if you get bit!! :o :o :o :o worse than rabies I am sure :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X speakin of a tiller, mine is from Joe the motorist Friends store...it's a Wizard...older than you!! :P :P :P :P Ya'll see this..."Well it's not Jake it's my other son Nick. He is the real killer in the family." that says alot as to why the Fishers in Pa are safe when Lookn4fisher hits the woods.. :o :o :o :o :o unless the real young lad is allowed to take the lead...nuttin is seen nor caught!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( ya hafta wonder who is trainin who :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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I was staying on topic by asking a question. :o :o :o :o Boy, I see I have a lot of work with you fellows. ;) ;) ;)
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Lookn4support
Doesn't matter if my grammar is correct or my spelling is correct. I had a nice nap and you still got my point. ;D ;D :D ;D
Are the :-) correct. I might just start using them.
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::) ::) LookN4aDefinition says: "Joker1, You don't feel empathy, you show empathy." Webster says: "Empathy" the capacity for experiencing as one's own the feelings of another" ;) I guess maybe LookN4RemedialWork wasn't a 4.o Stubent!!! :o :o Is that when the Computer broke? :( When you were printing out your Degree as an English Major ::) ::) From the "Benny Hill School of Grammar"....... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P............. 8)
L$F says:"For the future please stay on topic as I do!!! For example, Why can't the old coots stay on topic?
This is where you offer up a witty answer after you wake up from your naps."
L$F says: "Believe me when I tell you! >:( >:( I need no permission to do anything in my home. I run that joint. ;) ;) ;) ;)
I'm so broke paying my daddy's medical bills and paying into the old coot club social security fund that I do not have a working computer at home. Besides, I gave my last working computer Bucktooth so he could use spell check when he types. I think I was duped!!!:o :o :o
That's my story and I am sticking to it."
L$F you started with this sniveling >:( where is the question? Just whining and crying :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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L$F says: "Believe me when I tell you! >:( >:( I need no permission to do anything in my home. I run that joint.
The only thing lookn4power missed was the (PLEASE)+
at the beginning of that sentence Believe me.
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DoeFlour, yes the emogi's are correct. You have my permission to start using them. 8) 8) 8)
Caspr.0, I'm right and your wrong. Nah Nah Na Bo Bo, stick your head in Do Do. ;D ;D ;D I'm glad I could at least exercise your mind. Your welcome! :D :D :D
And for all the old coots, ONE MORE TIME !!!!! The question was, Why can't the OLD COOTS stay on topic? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Never mind, I answered it myself. This thread is now useless if you can't recognize a question. Moderators, shut it down. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D Lookn4acrying towel...when son! I say when son? are ya gonna learn you can't compete with the Old Coots Club!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) You can't handle the truth!! We have answered your question several times!! I guess it just can't sink in... :P :P :P :P :P
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:) 1st and foremost L$F would you please put the lamp shade back on ::) Your brilliance is blinding :P Now let's try this from a more simplistic approach 4U. Let us say we have the hypothetical position of me setting a trap for FISHER and failing :o (I know absurd but it's hypothetical) ;D and you setting 100 traps for a FISHER and failing ::) I have hypothetically shared a similar event and therefore can feel some empathy with your feelings :) Just like the prior example where I have been overworked,penniless,scope less,etc. and I wasn't feeling it >:( mainly because I didn't stand around stamping my feet like a little girl who is not getting her own way >:( Then of course we have reality where you set 100 traps and go FISHER LESS and since I can't relate to this COMPLETE FAILURE :P LOSER :P I can feel sympathy for you ::) as you try to cover us in a smoke screen of BS hoping we will forget :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\...............not going to happen soon......... 8) PS: Trying to use a 100watt lamp in a 60 watt socket is dangerous and prone to overheating ;).
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Jasper1
I see the back surgery went well and you're back on your feet and thinking clearly again.
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:o :o :o Ernie...you said thinking & clearly in the same sentence describing jaspr1 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? are you sure about that? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ sounds kinda fuzzy to me ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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;D ;D ;D We dazzled them with brilliance, baffled them with BS, and now they are afraid to ask!! :P :P :P :P :P
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:) I believe you might be right ;D we took out "cap-gun" right off and it took the fight right out of the rest of them... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).......................... 8)
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Nahh, Just extremely busy unlike you two turds. ;D ;D ;D
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If a man makes a statement and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
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:) L4F :) There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds... :-\ :-\ :-\
Is this your question? Do you believe we are beyond saving "LookN2BaGrasshopper"? I wondered where you've been ::) I see you were off to Angkor Wat to meditate :o :o :o The Goose and I have already seen the "light" ;) and don't need saved ;D ;D ;D.... ;)
Your 2nd question guessing what you've been extremely busy at? That's easy ;D
mon·key busi·ness1
/ˈməNGkē ˌbiznis/
noun
mischievous or deceitful behavior.
synonyms: mischief, misbehavior, mischievousness, devilry, devilment; ....................Your Welcome.... 8)
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Hern >:( STOP! >:( is he still wrong? :P NO! and double NO! you are attending one to many brunches with the Ladies and they are warping your power of reason ::) ::)...........so whatever your thinking your RIGHT.need a new firearm..Right.........more traps..RIGHT....new ATV...Right and so on and so forth ;D As soon as I am cleared to drive "Goose" and I will be up to take you to breakfast ( Black Coffee,Oatmeal and Beans w/meat) and provide an inspirational message... ;D..We might also bring BW if we can find him ??? he can perform a "Wormism" not as intense as an exorcism but will get the worm out and clear your head..... :P :P :P :P :P..................... 8)
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JuiceHead1, you obviously do not watch Myth Busters because they have proven that you can polish a turd. ;D ;D
And what's with not inviting me to the first annual Take Hern Out to "Brekie" Day? He likes me way better than you old coots!! He told me so. ::) ::) ::) ::) However, we don't mind taking your money even if it means we have to hang out with you for an hour. :o :o :o
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L$Breakfast says: :) "He likes me way better than you old coots!! :( He told me so :P" There's your answer! :( he is really confuzzed saying something like that :o but as long as he's paying he has a live one with you ::) and if he wants to hunt Pollywogs ::) you will carry the net for him ;D................. 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Lookn4ainvite says "we don't mind taking your money even if it means we have to hang out with you for an hour." You know what we is youngin...and that must be the polished turd you are carryin in your pocket :P :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Which end of a turd is the clean end? :-\ :-\ :-\ ??? ???
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>:( >:( >:( >:( The polished pinched off end!! everybody including Lookn4aturd knows that!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Learn sump'n new everyday. ;) ;) And that Lookn4apoptart knew that. Yea...........right. ::) ::) ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D at least he thinks he does!! :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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>:( >:( >:( >:( I'm thinkin that jaspr1 and my knowledge are going to waste as no one wants to tap the knowledge base that the two of us have ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? a mind is a terrible thing to waste!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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It took me ten years to mess up the fur shed.
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Why does the wife think I can clean shed up in one day?
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;D ;D ;D That's simple; she considers the shed an extension of the house that you play in, ??? ??? ??? ??? therefore the house is cleaned weekly, and your shed should be also :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ I still remember the tale of her and the curtains in the shed ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Dust, sweep, and mop!! :P :P :P :P :P Git-R-done!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I just use a leaf blower... :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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:) She could clean it in 2 hours ;D so she figures if she gives you all day ::) you ought to be able to get it done ;)............ 8)
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;D ;D ;D Anyway you look at it, Hern is busy on this rainy day cleaning his shed.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Jasp1, thanks for the correct answer- Wife could clean it in 2 hours.
First, she would throw out anything she wasn't familiar with. Then give the other stuff away because she never uses it.
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:) :) :) So Hern, the end result was??... :o :o :o :o Inspected by the wife??....White glove inspection?? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Worked all night huh cause you failed inspection?? ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Goose, once again- We ask the questions.
You are turning this thread ass backwards. This is your second warning.
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;D ;D ;D ;D Go ahead and take away my birthday :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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:) I stand by my comments in "Onion Snow" post ::) Someone could still use a "Sapling Bender" and his Mom is probably up to it ;D I'd pay to see that... :o :o.......LOL.... 8)
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Jasp1, thanks for the correct answer- Wife could clean it in 2 hours.
First, she would throw out anything she wasn't familiar with. Then give the other stuff away because she never uses it.
Scenario #3.
Let's say you place something where you can find it, on the middle of a bench let's say. She knows it has some significant value, does not know what is,🤔, so it is "put away"😡😡😡😡. Meaning you will ask her what happened to it when you need it, she will tell you she's never heard of it😬😬😬, you won't ever find it untill 10 yrs later in the bottom of a drawer of some stand that you have never opened in your life😬😬😬 only word of advice, never do it with her things! 😜😜😜
True story
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;D ;D ;D ;D "only word of advice, never do it with her things!"..Keith, really...you weren't suppose to hide her cell phone :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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We need to rename this page to Ask Goose and Jasper the complaints about wives.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D As if your's doesn't have a list.. :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Her list is to keep me happy
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D OMG :o :o :o :o :o After a comment like that .. ??? ??? ??? you will need permission to be on the boards ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) Goose! You don't know the half of it :o I was having some extreme pain moments the other day and reached out for some backwoods medicine advice in the direction of Conestoga Pa. ::) If we didn't have Quakers monitoring this site (Just kidding Quaker's) I would share but it's way to graphic for that....lol...I did pick up some tips which I am trying to implement ??? but I burned a bridge or two and now have to grovel to get help... :( :( :(....anyway the Exulted one seems to have his pain management under control. ;D and probably is on here without getting permission :P ........... 8)
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Jasper1
Go to bed you old pain in the keaster.
I am just setting around listing to music with my head set and about half **** faceed from youkonjack and frieball mix. I will post with out goosebumps permission. He is hen pecked anyway. Such a sissy he has to have his wife give him the ok just to clean his shed. Who ever heard of such a thing.
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;D ;D ;D ;D Jack of the Youkon done fried that worm brain fur sure :o :o :o :o :o He was holden worm flags up in front of his face when a gust of wind came along and they whipped his kisser too!! :P :P :P :P :P
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>:( >:( >:( >:( Hump!! out smarted them again ::) ::) ::) Guess Jaspr1 and Goose will hafta take the SS$ and retire 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) we done overworked the others brains and bunt them out :P :P :P :P :P
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Why are women always right?
Why do women spot a snake before a man, but can't find him a Phillips Head in his tool box?
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I am not Goose or Jasper but I can answer that. You condition them into thinking they are right because you tell them they are. You have to start proving that they are wrong. Sheesh, you think you old guys would have this figured out already. ;D ;D ;D
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Lookn2giveanswers...
I was talking about sisters, daughters, granddaughters, nieces & sister-in-laws.
Your answer did make me think...I guess I'm not around the women in our family to 'condition' them.
*disclaimer
This the Jaspr & Goose show...Lookn2buttin, they will answer questions on this page...
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:o :o :o :o :o Lookn2giveanswers says.."You condition them into thinking they are right" this must be why permission is needed to go outside?? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Hern...even in the silence of the woods when you think you are all alone ??? ??? you are wrong :o :o :o when you get home you did not do sumptin, forgot sumptin, or are late to take the garbage out.. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[.. I think they have conditioned us into believing we are King of the house when in reality they are the dominating Queen of the household ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) think about a bee hive!! :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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:) Part 1: They are conditioned from birth! Boys and Girls both come out howling ;D Little boys are told to calm down "Mommy" knows best :-\ Little girls however are told we will get your hair and nails done just as soon as possible but it was good for you to point that out ??? ??? Part 2: If you need a tool, wrap it in a discarded snake skin :o and they will get it 1st time every time ::) ;D ::) ;D ::)........................ 8)
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Well by golly i'll be darn. Not only can we every now and then learn a little about callen and trapping critters. We can also learn about lady folk on here. This got to be close to the best Web site on the internet.
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Now this is a good thread! ::) ::)
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:o :o :o :o Someone is speakin in a language he understands :P :P :P :P :P
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Hey Hern, I hope you are paying attention to the NFL Draft :o :o :o :o your PS wonder boy is not listed in the next 32 top picks!! :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X and round 1 is over!! :P :P :P :P :P
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;D ;D ;D OK Hern, I see the Jets made a mistake and pulled Hack in the second round in a surprise draft and are classifying him as "work is process" ??? ??? ??? ??? Interesting :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Nothing like having a conversation with yourself hah goose? Gonna start calling you UncleBuck jr.
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>:( >:( >:( >:( Whad you talkin bot boy? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Iffin you knew the previous issue on this maybe...just maybe you could comprehend the posts ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) but I have my doubts... :-X :-X :-X
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Jets know what they are doing. They traded up in the 2nd round. So that pick was no surprise, with the Jets coach being a PSU grad.
I agree, interesting move. Interesting to watch the progress the next few years.
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Hope so Hern. I've been waiting 47 yrs. Last thing they didright was Joe Willie.
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;D ;D ;D Olde pantyhose himself!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:( :( :( :( Well jaspr1, looks like everybody is edumincated and no long has any questions ::) ::) ::) ::) Guess we'ns turned them into a bunch of know it alls :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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:) Dreamcatcher this seemed like a question that needed to be posted here! ::) 'Goose... Why does a weatherman get wet so much." ?? ??? :P Answer: ::) Because he's not a "Bluebird" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D................. 8)
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>:( >:( >:( Well, this thread has been dead for awhile ??? ??? ??? ??? don't ya'll like our exquisite answers ??? ??? ??? ??? or do we give you more than your pea brains can comprehend ?? :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ Hump, I'm glad jaspr1 and I are retired already, cause this job is retired.... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) We gave way to much info in our answers....even BW went to sleep :P :P :P :P :P :P
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>:( >:( >:( Hey, did you go on vacation or sumptin?? ??? ??? ??? Ain't heard a peep outta ya :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Ahhhhh, the CEO finally decided you be gooder now and put you to work!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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>:( CEO >:( she gets up every day with a different hair brained idea >:( >:( >:( .............. here's a question that has me stumped ::) ::) When I was a kid my Dad used to take my brother and I out to hunt wild strawberries ;D ;D small but delicious ;D ;D I have no clue where you might find some today :( you never hear anyone saying anything about that :( :(.................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D "Strawberry fields forever" died off the same as the Beatles ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Why does Under Armor make outerwear?
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Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway??
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;) ;) ;) Well Hern, the answer is simple.....iffin they git the armor on the outside of the bod then the under portion is fully protected :P :P :P :P :P maybe they should call it "Armor Under" ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) :) :) :) Now Jake, we had driveways long afore we had parkways, so folks got used to parkin in driveways and when they connected a bunch of driveways, folks started parking along them too and hence with volume comes parkways :o :o :o :o :o :o
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:) Why does Under Armor make outerwear? ::) because they haven't invented a pill :( you can take :( to cover the "Little Anomalies" :P associated with the human body :o ................... 8)
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"Jake"........... :) Because we are "dumber" than a turnip :P most of the time......:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[................ 8)
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:) :) :) :) :) OK folks you heard it here first ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) bring on the questions, you will get an answer but probably not the one you expected.... :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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If the local convenience store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, Why do they put locks on the doors??
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D They gotta go potty sometime :o :o :o :o :o :o
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:o :o :o :o Hey jaspr1... ??? ??? ??? ???..if you fart in a pool and catch the bubble in a cup upside down :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ and call your buddies over and upright the cup and the fart bubble surfaces :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( is that considered "Catch and Release"?? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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>:( >:( >:( ABSOLUTELY NOT!! >:( >:( >:( in your case ::) ::) it's called aggravated assault w/intent to maim or injure :P :P and just plain disgusting :( :( :( :( :( :( :(..................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And you would have been one of my buddies I'd called over... :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Why do nose hairs grow so darn fast ? :P :P ::) ::)
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;) ;) ;) ;) Because the one's in the butt crack are all choked up!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) and they need to vent themselves some place :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Hmmmmm.............Me thinks that a second opinion is needed on this here subject. :o :o :o Just say'n........... ??? ??? ???
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Calling Dr. Howard Dr. Fine Dr. Howard...................... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:) You weren't breathing the vapors from a cup "GOOSE" was holding ::) were you? :P Because if you were :( :( there's your answer :o :o :o....................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D And there you have it ??? ??? ??? ??? two cornfused answers :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Well you know it's all ****s and giggles,
Till someone giggles and ****s... 8)
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>:( >:( >:( >:( Hey did ya'll forgit about us?? :o :o :o :o If you ask the answer is NO!! :P :P :P :P
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Here's a million dollar question for ya,... What's was the average price paid last year for a red fox, and what's the predictions for this year??
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>:( >:( Hump..average was $15.20 for Eastern Reds...Speculation is that unless you are selling top quality put-up fur you be getting next to nuttin :P :P :P :P :P :P
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A friend of mine sold a little over 200 reds at NAFTA he ended up with $9.85 after the commission was paid. People that sold there furs early in the season averaged twice that.
But at least they my have bottomed out. So hopefully they have no place to go but up from here.
This will be an interesting year.
Local fur buyears will be giving less so they can at least make a buck or two.
However easter reds have almost always sold. Not like raccoons. My fur buyers averaged .98 cents for the last lot she sold. They were purchased by speculators. So they are setting in storage until a fur manufacturer needs them.
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:( :( :( :( So based on those numbers how may do you intend harvest this season and put up?? :-\ :-\ :-\ Key words... ??? ??? ??? ??? ???...put up!! :o :o :o :o :o :o I know you have mostly sold in the round... :-X :-X :-X
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Goose
At this time I am not sure how I will handle this season. I have a feeling it will not affect my hunting. I am thinking of trapping just to catch a fisher. LOL
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:) BW......I was thinking "FISHER" also :-X but I'm not sure :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ their pretty easy to catch and I really like more of a challenge ;)............besides it seems like everyone is on the FISHER bandwagon lately ::) ::)...I am hoping to talk to Russ Carman at the Newville Show about them ;D ;D ;D I'm sure he can get you going on the proper techniques for tracking and trapping those critters... ;D ;D ;D I sure don't want to get there and find myself tracking their little feet in the wrong direction, :P :P like others we know :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o.... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Do you think you-know-who will have permission to come since he won't hafta drive far?? ::) ::) ::)
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:) Goose do you think it will hurt if I go off my Baked oatmeal diet for one day...to celebrate my FISHER Brekie ?? I think not ;) what say you? :-\ :-\................. 8) I'm thinking the BIG Platoon breakfast at Mancino's...
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;) ;) ;) Go for it!! :o :o :o :o I was thinking of a big stack of pancakes with fresh maple syrup ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Your buying so why not! :-X :-X :-X :-X
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OK girls
I been test eating different food for breakfast. I think I put 10lbs just getting ready. The other problem is what can you make with just one fisher.
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Fisher and Chips! Lol
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:o :o :o Flambe a la Fisher, with a side of PBJ to keep the kid away ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Fisher and Baked Oatmeal. ;D ;D
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:) Sorry to disappoint you a la carte types but my Fisher is getting freeze dried, in a pose, snarling at a rattlesnake... 8)
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;) ;) ;) Yellow phase I bet ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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That would be a nice mount.
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;D I will definitely be inviting YOU over for the unveiling ::) ::)............ 8)
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;) ;) ;) We got ask this past Sat... ??? ??? ??? ??? even about the Decker Award ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:( :( :( Well somebody should ask what we've been up too ??? ??? ??? ??? just soos we could tell them it's a super secret....seems the site has only small bits of activity anymore!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Goose & Jaspr, why do you think the site is slow?
a) hunting/trapping season started
b) kids are back in school and need more attention
c) other...please explain
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:) "C" :) I am holding back on the enthusiasm ::) so no one overdoses :o :o :o..................... 8)
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;) ;) ;) I agree with "C" ??? ??? ??? Folks are afraid to type anything as it might upset somebody :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Seems like everybody is into group grope!! :P :P :P :P :P I for one do not mind saying what's on my mind even if it's blank!! :( :( :( :( :( Folks do not want to commit... 2¢ or otherwise..
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I read a lot but not much on the this board to read.
There are so many sites now days.
I think haveing fun with Timmy was my fun off season for me to be on the site.
Now there is just other stuff to do like everybody else this time of year.
Worries about up setting people hell I do that daily. I do not think that is why people do not post.
Besides, I have a mink to trap. LOL
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>:( >:( No mink til Saturday!! or your brother will pay you a visit! :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Goosebumps
Some of use have to scout property.
Today I even found some muskrats.
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:o :o :o :o I'm surprised you even know what they are...LOL-LOL! ::) ::) ::) ::) Marsh Rabbits even :P :P :P
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Goosebumps
I have a book with pictures.
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:) I have a book with pictures. :) I'll bet he does ::) ::) ::) LOL................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Thank goodness for that...cause iffin there was any readin to do ??? ??? ??? ??? you'd hafta git some one like Sonny ta help ya!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and then he;d want to tag along and find yo spots.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Goosebumps
A book without pictures? Might as well just staple some papers together as far as I'm concerned. Reading stuff is for that English major Sonny.
As far as Sonny tagging along? From what I been hearing he has tagged along with everybody that ever hunted or owned a gun so far and still ends up empty handed. He might need more pictures.
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BW, you know he got his English/Grammar degree readin the Sears catalog while sittin on the pot!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) He was always full of it so he had plenty of readin time.... ::) ::) ::) ::)
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>:( You two stop picking on Sonny :P he is very sensitive ::)..........besides he is trying to memorize those cue cards he made up :-X from all the "Hot" tips he has received over the years.... :-X :-X :-X.........Sonny was not successful at cattle ranching :o so he is branching out into publishing a coyote hunting book ;) ;) because that is what English majors do ;D ;D ;D I got a glimpse of the Secret title... ::)...Hunting coyotes in COLD spots with HOT techniques :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\...it's going to be a best seller for sure ;D............................. 8) PS: Anyone else think he's trying to look like Jim Shockey? He needs a "COWBOY" hat and his "OLD" Pop might get him one for Christmas.................... :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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;D ;D ;D ;D OMG ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Jasper1
Yea, that cattle farming knocked him for a loop. Once he realized you need land and fences to put them in. Just thinking of keeping all those Texas longhorns at his house in his 1/2 acer yard useing that buried dog fence and dog collars was never going to work.
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>:( >:( >:( >:( OK!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( Which one of you did what, to Sonny, that he is sulking??? :( :( :( He usually can't keep his fingers still this long ::) Goose I figured out what all that fence was we saw when we were Maine Deer hunting.................Sonny built a fence around the Fisher so he can't wander off ::) ::) ::).... 8)
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??? ??? ??? and here I thought that was for his next adventure of raising goats... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Sonny must be Hunting bears.
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;D ;D ;D ;D somptin bare maybe... ::) ::) ::) ::)
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OK you knuckleheads, I'm back. I have been scouting hard for fisher and yes, a little bear hunting. No bear but Hold on to your hats cause things are looking up for Fisher. Can you say new super secret spots three times fast? :o :o :o :o
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;D ;D ;D ;D Nah, cause proof is in the picture :o :o :o and that can't happen yet :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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I sure hope Sonny marked it on a map were he found the trapping hot spot. Super secret hot spot means he will never find it again either.
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:) "No bear but " ::) "No deer but" ::) "No turkey but" :) "No" seems to be a major part of your vocabulary Sonny :( BW...he hunts the "Cold Spots" ask him.... :o :o :o :o...................... 8)
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Yep, I only hunt the cold spots. Still waiting for the hot tip cue cards from you know who.
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;D ;D ;D ;D They were sooo hot they burnt up!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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BuckTrap already knows the super secret spot. All he has to do is look out his back door. :o :o :o
Rumor has it he isn't snake hunting or coyote hunting anymore up north because somebody shot everything up there. ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D Well we know it wasn't you!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) You only hunt cold spots :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Goosebumps
O-He was at my shot out spots, the forrest service wanted to know why there were little notes laying all over the back roads. I told them they were cue cards!! He asked how can that be? None of them had more then one word on each cue card. I said I know.
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;D ;D ;D I guess with one word he didn't have to watch his grammar.... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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;D No worries ! ;D ;D He gave me a 3 second look at the Secret Cue Cards ;D ;D ;D He didn't realize I have a photographic memory ::) ::) ::) Now if I can just remember where I put the photo's :-[ :-[ :-[ I can run off some copies ;) ;) ;)...................... 8)
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I know its hard for you to believe but even I make a mistake once in a while.
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;D ;D ;D ;D Yea, make a mistake and do sumptin right ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) From earlier! :)
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« Reply #211 on: November 23, 2016, 07:52:31 AM »
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OK you knuckleheads, I'm back. I have been scouting hard for fisher and yes, a little bear hunting. No bear but Hold on to your hats cause things are looking up for Fisher. Can you say new super secret spots three times fast? :o :o :o :o
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Can I let go of my HAT yet?....................................... 8)
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Yes, I feel good knowing you got some exercise this year. I told the home to keep you moving or you tend to make up some wild stories. 8) 8) 8)
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:( :( :( :( This is so disappointing :( :( :( :( watching you lock up the "Deckard" like this :P :P :P :P your daily routine is a wild story >:( >:( >:( the "Twilight Zone" for real... :o :o :o :o :o :o :o...................................... 8)
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Nobody can compete with me sitting on the recliner. Get the heck out there and make some memories. Not that you would remember them next week but if you write them down at least I could remind you of the fun you use to have when I visit you in the home. :o :o :o :o
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:) Nice try ;D I don't write anything down ;) your not stealing my super secrets and making millions ::) like others have done :o :o :o :o :o................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Remember to always hunt cold spots!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Goose & Jaspr-
Will Lookn4fur catch a legal Fisher in the 2017 season?
a) yes
b) no
Will Buckwheat re-gain the title of 'Fox King' in the 2017 season?
a) yes
b) no
Will LegLifter start posting again in 2017?
a) yes
b) no
Will the PPHA have a camping weekend this spring?
a) yes
b) no
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Lol. I am going out on a limb and answer no to all. Lol :o :o :o :o
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>:( >:( >:( >:( #1 No, #2 No, #3 I'd like to see it, but my gut says No, #4 That costs money, so No...
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#1. c) he can't catch a cold, let alone a Fisher.....
#2. c) I have only been around since 2006...when was he the "fox King"? ..........I must have missed it... :P
#3. c) I'm like the Goose, maybe but he's had a full plate.... :( :( :(
#4. a) YES!...We are going to camp under the Juniata River bridge at Clarks Ferry....there was a homeless guy there last year during the summer... ::) ...when he moved he left his recliner and some fire wood ;D ;D and the best part it's free... :o :o :o :o :o :o................................... 8)
"Sonny the question was posted for Goose & Jaspr, you are neither! You only wish you were! Stop shouting out, raise your hand!
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>:( >:( >:( >:( I keep telling the youngin it's not his time to speak, and now Pop's is tellin ya!! :o :o :o :o
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I raised my hand but you two were sleeping and didn't see it.
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;D ;D ;D We saw it and chose to ignore it!! ??? ??? ??? Less hassle explaining everything over again,, :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Why does Timmy aka Lookn4fur&fisher name always appear on the 'Three Ole Coots' thread?
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Because without me their is no need for them. 8) 8) 8) 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D See it just takes a little prod-in to wake him up... :P :P :P :P :P
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Goose & Jaspr...
With the pending snowfall tonight, will Lookn2stayofftheroad go to work tomorrow?
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;D ;D ;D ;D Nah it ain' t happenin... ??? ??? ??? ??? He will be tighter than a tic on a dog to those bed sheets :o :o :o :o :o :o and it will probably take a ¼ stick of dynomite to shake him loose :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ That is unless his wife has already checked out the snow and decided his hands better fit a shovel :P :P :P :P :P :P Now she may git his Gooloshes out fir is wittle tootsies to be protected :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ but that's all!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:) I think his little Dotty will take her oldest unruly boy in the house for a sled ride ::) ::) ...... 8)
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Lol. I was scheduled to go to Philly to train some guys but I canceled it. I will however be at work in Middletown tomorrow am. Stop on by and say hi so I can have you arrested for harassment. :o :o :o :o :o
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Lookn4asnack
You better go get bread and milk before your snowed in.
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Heckle & Jeckle
Did Lookn4adayoff make it to Middletown?
Did he have a 2 hour delay?
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I am here! No delay for me. Then again I do drive a Ford so nothing is stopping me from going anywhere. Except some free Brekkie that is owed to me from the old coots club. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:o :o :o :o :o Excuse me! Did you bump yo head gittin in that Klunker/junker?? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) We'ns ain't seen no Fisher yet.... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Besides yo would hafta take off wirk to make our Brekies ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? I guess there is a reason we schedule them when we do :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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>:( "LookN2MisinterpretTheRules" >:( How many times must this be explained to you???? ??? ??? ??? You owe the 3 of us "BREKIE"........a tie is as good as a win for us "Old Coots" ;D ;D ;D ....remember we didn't start this monster challenge ;) it was you banging your lips like a drum :P :P :P turned out to be nothing more that a lot of wind :P like after I eat a fibre 1 bar :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( . Time to make the Donuts ::) I mean feed the COOTS ;D ;D ;D............I can't speak for the other two Coots but this is sort of sounding more like a little weasel story :( :( than anything with a Fisher :-\ :-\............................ 8) PS: BREKIE in Middletown is good,as we are RETIRED and can drive to you...
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;D ;D ;D Well, everybody knows how Lookn4afastmeal operates ??? ??? ??? ??? Cheap comes to mind :-\ :-\ :-\ along with a few other descriptive terms ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Goosebumps
Do not be so hard on Lookn4recognition. He grew up in the age where everybody gets a trophy just for competing.
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:o :o :o :o OMG!! :o :o :o :o Does anyone have a Fisher paw we can give him??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Cheap, Yes. ??? ???
Trophy just for competing, No not my generation. :( :( :(
I would love to have a Fisher Paw. Bring it on. :o :o :o
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;D ;D ;D ;D Here we go Lookn4afreefisherpaw ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) LOL-LOL :o :o :o :o :o That was way too easy!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Goose & Jaspr,
Question-
When a Bass swallows a crayfish how long would the crayfish remain alive?
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;) ;) ;) ;) That's easy... ??? ??? ??? ??? Til it dies!! :P :P :P :P :P
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>:( Actually it's not that easy >:( How long is the crayfish? Does it have both claws? What gender is it? Weight? Did it go in head first or tail first or perhaps sideways? Was it a soft shell? What was the temperature of the water? Was it covered in slime,fishing line or other debris? Night or day? Sunny or precip/cloudy? How large was the Bass? Did it have any stomach problems/ulcers/pollution problems?How many crayfish were already in there? You see Goose this could just go on and on...Hern didn't provide necessary info to calculate an answer :P He's looking for 2 minutes 37 seconds which would be the average time to die for an average crayfish eaten by an average Bass with an empty stomach on a 70 degree day with full sun and 65 degree water..............good question Hern hopes this clears it up a little for you....... 8)
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>:( >:( >:( >:( And my answer was wrong?? :P :P :P :P :P A Simple calculation ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) No hoopla from me!! :o :o :o :o :o dead is dead!! :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X Hern's gonna say it's as clear as mud :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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:) You are correct but Hern has been hanging with LookN2BRelavent and would need a more complex answer...no worries we are just covering the bases.... ;D............... 8)
Did you see Batman and Robin (the Fisherless BOY Wonder) signed up for the D4 hunt :-\ :-\ we better get to the Diner 1st and get the seat by the door (in case any coyotes come in) shove those 2 to a booth in the rear where they can snuggle or whatever... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).......................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D "Whatever" ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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One of you are right....Clear as Mud...lol
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;D ;D ;D ;D And that was straight from the horse's tail!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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;D ;D ;D Hey jaspr1, Why did the chicken cross the road?? :o :o :o :o :o
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I guess that is way to tough of a question for the OLD1.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Ta-Ta-Ta...the answer is ??? ??? ??? ??? to get more soy :P :P :P :P Iffin you keep up with the news of late ??? ??? ??? ??? you would have seen that some of these fast fud chains are adding in soy with there chicken, and passing it off you you the glutton :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ they call it healthier :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Goose or Jaspr,
Where did the term 'Blue Tooth' come from?
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The ear phone in it's original design looked like a tooth and had a blue tip :o :o :o :o
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Bluetooth was named after a tenth-century king, Harald Bluetooth, King of Denmark and Norway. (Also known as Harald Bluetooth Gormson or Harald I of Denmark) Bluetooth is an anglicized version of Harald Blaatand, who was known for his unification of previously warring tribes from Denmark (including now Swedish Scania).
:) ;D :) ;D :)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Nah... he never had one in his ear!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Goose & Jaspr,
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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:) :) :) Because those challenged with spelling and non auto correct feature on computers wouldn't use it!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P they would just type IDK :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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>:( >:( >:( >:( Hmmm everybody thinks they don't need to ask nuttin ??? ??? ??? ??? they got all the answers on FB :P :P :P :P :P
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>:( >:( >:( >:( We have been GOOGLED out of business! :P :P :P....................... 8)
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Let's stay on topic here please. Sheesh, it must be time for a nap or something. ;D ;D ;D ;D
For coyote and fox. What fur friendly factory 223 ammo would you suggest for an 18" 1 in 8 twist barrel and why? And don't tell me I will have to experiment to see what shoots best. and I realize I may have to shoot different rounds for each predator. >:( >:( >:( I want answers!
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;) ;) in my 223...I like 40 gr hollow points, expand fast and fur friendly.. :) :) :) :) oh yea, they are my hand loads.. :-X :-X :-X :-X
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So essentially you did not answer my question. Anyhow, do you use them on fox, coyote or both? What's the length and twist of your barrel?
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;) ;) ;) Here do a little homework Sonny it's coming out of a Ruger Compact, look it up!! and it is good for both!! ::) ::) ::) ::) It's once again all about shot placement.. :P :P :P :P :P In your case shootin trees and rocks will not yield fur!! :o :o :o :o :o Geez!!
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;D ;D ;D Since your fat finners don't type well: ::) ::) ::) ::)
Ruger M77 Mark II Compact bolt-action rifle
.223 Remington caliber
16-1/2" barrel
6 grooves
1:10" twist
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:) So easy a question! ;D ;D Shoot anything they have that's on SALE ::) ::) Doesn't really matter with you behind the trigger :P doesn't get much more fur friendly then that ;D ;D ;D That 18 inch barrel 1 in 8 twist is fine for you ...might have velocity concerns and bullet stability concerns out past 300 meters :-\ but since you have trouble hitting paper at 30 feet :( this shouldn't be an issue ::) ::) ::)............................. 8) BTW no smart A$$ response as we have Jake to back us up on your shooting ability!!!! LOL
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That holds no water! Jake has only ever seen me miss one time and I severely misjudged the distance on a fox. I killed everything I ever shot at when I was with him. I take that back, plus the hail mary shot at 5,000 yards with a 22 hornet. I just grazed it's back. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I give you an honest question in the hopes of keeping your activity level up for the day and you still can't answer my question. I am going to rename this thread to "Ask the OLD COOTS but don't expect an honest answer". ;D ;D ;D ;D
I have done plenty of homework on the subject but thought with age came wisdom. Boy was I wrong. CupcakesAnchor and Sparky are losing brain cells at an alarming rate.
I didn't want to know what you shoot or use, but rather, "What fur friendly factory 223 ammo would you suggest for an 18" 1 in 8 twist barrel and why? I will give you one more chance before I pull your Dear Abby credentials. :o :o :o :o
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>:( >:( >:( >:( Sonny never pays attention when an "Olde Coot" says... :o :o :o :o :o I only shoot hand loads out of that one... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) He will never gain any wisdom by floppin his gums and retainin nuttin he is told :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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:) Sonny also didn't say he wanted answers he would be HAPPY with ;) I will divulge all this valuable HAPPY information at the "BREAKFAST" he owes us >:( >:( . "I severely misjudged" ??? you do that a lot! ::) I'm thinking Goose maybe we should be looking for a real guide :-\ He warned us about falling asleep in his FURD :( which might be easy to do from Boredom....loooking at Roadkill... :P :P.............. 8) BTW (LOL) I was talking about your son Jake... ;D who did you think I meant? ??? ??? Multiple witnesses perhaps???
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;D ;D ;D ;D Jakie is a real good lad that will rat out his dad just by being honest ::) ::) ::) ::) we know this from the last Brekie at Yankee-Doodle when Jake disagreed with his Dad's far fetched story... :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Goose & Jaspr
Who gives names to roads and other things?
Example-
I Drive on the Parkway
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Park on our Driveway
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;D ;D ;D Depends iffin you are from Boston or not as they talk funny too :P :P :P those same folks developed: night, nite, and knight...so it musta been a bunch that had Ernie's directions, and Dr. P's edumacation! ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) The Great "Thing Namer"............he's mysterious like the Wizard of Oz but has a sense of humor ;) ;) Just drive through Perry Co. and observe the signs and you will see what I mean :o :o :o............... 8)
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Our local Kmart is closing and has storewide discounts.
Wife told me to stop at Kmart & buy a couple of pair of pants.
I listen to her, I went to Kmart. I came home with a robe.
Why do folks call pants, a pair of pants?
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>:( >:( >:( >:( Cause you can't just buy one leg :o :o :o :o :o just like you can't eat just one tater chip!! ??? ??? ??? ??? just like you can't have just one shot of whiskey cause you have two legs to stand on !! Whatcha tink of tat? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Cause you can't just buy one leg...Whatcha tink of tat?
Don't think too much of that answer.
Goose, you are confusing.
My shirts have two arms. Nobody calls them a pair of shirts.
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:) What we now call “pants” or “trousers” were originally known as “pantaloons,” after Pantalone, a stock character in 16th century Italian commedia dell’arte (theatrical comedy) usually portrayed as an old man wearing short, baggy pants. The Anglicized form “pantaloon” soon appeared in English meaning “a foolish old man” (as in Shakespeare’s “lean and slippered pantaloon” from As You Like It), but the term was also applied to the Pantalone style of trousers, eventually giving us the shortened form “pants.” But “pants” in the 16th century differed from today’s jeans in that each leg was a separate garment, donned in succession and then belted together at the waist. Thus it made sense to call these “two-piece britches” a “pair” of pants, and the usage stuck long after pants were unified. We speak of “a pair” of shorts or swimming trunks because of the precedent set by “pants.”
Us "Old Coots" were around when it was fashionable to wear these single leg garments...LOL..... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Hern says: "Goose, you are confusing." (My job here is done)
"My shirts have two arms. Nobody calls them a pair of shirts" Now on this shirt issue.. ??? ??? ??? ??? Larry the Cable Guy doesn't have sleeves on his shirt but it's still called a shirt...so why would you ask about pairs of shirts when not all have sleeves/arms?? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Thanks Jaspr1. That certainly clears things up. And thanks for straightening me out.
Surely didn't get the same 'pair' of answers from you two.
Now if Goose will fly down from the clouds and read your reply, he will know too. ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D Hern has been bedazzled!! :) :) :) :) :)
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Naw.
Jaspr considers this thread serious and a learning place. He's setting a standard.
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:) "Theatrical Comedy" is serious business!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)........................ 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I be the Jester.. 8) 8) 8) 8) throwin bowling pins.. :P :P :P :P :P
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>:( >:( >:( jaspr1 I'm guessin we done edumicated these wipper-snappers too gooder as they don't ask any questions of we the elite anymo... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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>:( >:( Well it's your fault! >:( You don't take this serious enough! :( Besides our chief "Knows Everything" isn't talking to us since the big SAFARI. :( I told you...when he can't see you shoot a stump! ::) That way he will think he called one in and we missed ;) ;) and he will be happy! ::) ::) But NO you wanted to teach him responsibility :P :P you didn't WANT TO CODDLE HIM LIKE MOMMY :P :P now he's off on a secret Fisher & Bobcat SAFARI and we .............his two BEST Buds.........didn't get an invite! :o :o :o :o Sooo go sit next to the stove and sip vino and I will get back to my checkers game here at the home :-[ :-[ :-[ ....... 8)
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:) :) :) :) :) :) "I will get back to my checkers game" ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? So your makin a quilt under your CEO's watchful eye?? :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Lol. You two are still my best OLD COOT BUDS. No Fisher again this year. No cats either. Oh well, there is always next year if I am alive and kicking.
Ps: I just don't visit this site much anymore.
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:( :( :( :( Sorry Tim...guess we will hafta keep the Flying Silver No Bull for awhile longer ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Lol. I guess.
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>:( >:( Nice to see he got all the quills out, I think! :-\ :-\ Just what I said took off without his "Old Coot Buds" :( Took off on his mother! >:( >:( >:( I'll bet she's happy her dream of him becoming a Doctor ::) never came to fruition :P :P :P .............MMI mentality....... :P :P :P :P :P :P (me..,myself and I) LOL.... 8)
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:-\ :-\ Anyone! ::) ::) Where do you think "Little Apple Dumpling" is hanging today?? :-\ :-\ I'm betting Mom's ;D might be a left over cookie!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.............................. 8) We will probably never know :( :( as he doesn't visit this site much anymore....lol....Coots might get him... :o :o :o :o :o
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;) ;) ;) Yea...and iffin he went outdoors today, him lil finners got cold and he can't type ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Well Looking4AJob got a promotion and i am impotent now. :o :o :o Misspelled for Bucktooth's sake. ;D ;D ;D Spending all my time at work instead of this site. Now isn't it time for your naps? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Why is Ice Cream ON SALE during the coldest days of the winter?
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:) :) :) Cause it won't melt til you get it home ::) ::) ::) ::) and then sales go down do to it lasting longer :( :( :( :( so they hafta put it on sale soos ya'll will buy it and git fatter!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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;D Congratulations ;D Moved from gaffer to head gaffer on the tuna boat. :o :o :o ........ 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And you and the cat are sitting next to the stove while my lil finners are frizzin :P :P :P :P but the lil birdies appreciate my efforts... :D :D :D :D
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:) I was referring to LookN2BEEanExecutive ::) ::) and his promotion ::) ::) Begs the question ??? ??? who would promote him??? ??? ??? What were they thinking? :P :P Unless he's being his old self >:( LookN2PullaFastOne >:( and was promoted to head trash can emptier ::) ::) and that's why he can't get on here much anymore :o :o :o :o :o :o.......LOL........ 8)
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:o :o :o :o OMG!! :( :( :( :( :( He actually works with other folks? :P :P :P :P :P I feel sorry for them :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Maybe we need to start a "Not fund me" page for the poor one ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:( :( :( Goose! do you think you are going to have to shoot a Kitty so D4 has an entry this year? ::) ::) I think it's supposed to warm up end of next week ;D ........................... 8)
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:) :) :) :) Gonna take the Mini for a ride tomorrow ;) ;) ;) ;)
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:) Well don't forget to wear your CAT-NIP after shave ::) ::) and be ready! :P :P.................... 8)
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I see Goosebumps computers really not broke. Just be careful with catnip all over your body that you two don't scratch yourself while running around and get cat scratch fever.
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;D ;D ;D ;D BW you in the wacky weed again?? ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Goosebumps yep it's medically allowed for me.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Yea, you need all the help you can get!! :o :o :o :o :o
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>:( I come back from hunting and this is the 1st thing I see! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
"I see Goosebumps computers really not broke." You are a Scoundrel Sir! :P his computer is BROKE :( :( his raccoon is so large the pixels overloaded and ran out the USB ports :o :o something large is nothing you would know anything about! ;D ;D or your Groupie! :P
Another thing ??? what are you doing on this thread :-\ :-\ :-\ Aren't you the FAMOUS ::) ::) Professor of know everything ::) from East Limp-peter University in Lankstir Co.?? :o :o If you are in this much distress ??? maybe you should just withdraw ;) ;) The worse you could do would be 4th ;D I mean it would be DEAD LAST but Goose and I will never tell :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X now HERN might kick you in the FILBERTS a couple times :o :o but pay him no mind!! ??? ??? ???.............................................. 8)
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:P :P :P :P Really? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? I thought he was dead last period after entering that sorry excuse he called a coon and that other thing in the pic ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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>:( I come back from hunting and this is the 1st thing I see! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( )
Yep it probably is the first thing you seen. I need not say any more.
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;D ;D ;D ;D His eyelids were froze!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D He had to thaw by the coal stove.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) Hey Goose! What do you suppose the problem is with all these wanna be PUSSY-cat killers? ??? ??? Time is running out for them to score ::) might end up we tied them :o just like we tied L4L0 Fisher trapping ;D ;D pretty easy season so far little competition..... ::) ::) ::)................................. 8)
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;) ;) ;) ;) Yep, but weez been out tryin anyhoo!! :o :o :o :o Got the map on that new area we heard of ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Hey Goose! What are you doing Wed.? I was thinking we could have the AWARDS "Brekie" or Luncheon that day.... ::)....I know its premature but we can celebrate our Pussy less season tying the BIG 4......Nat, Ray, Brushpile and Zero!! Celebrate all the effort we haven't put into it! LOL Supposed to rain and like Cats we don't like to get wet....... :( :(....They are invited but I don't think they will come :( :( :(........I just hope they're not like Zero and go into avoiding us at all cost..... :o :o :o :o......................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Wednesday sounds good to me...should I notify the news media so we have full coverage of the loooosers ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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>:( >:( Now don't start that! >:( >:( They will all climb up into the tallest branches of a hemlock and like porcupines chew bark!!! :o :o :o :o and avoid us! ::) ::) ::) ::)................................ 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And that's a bad thing?? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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:) Goose do you think they should rewrite the Fisher and Bobcat contest rules ??? ??? ??? Maybe have an award for most tracks photographed :-\ :-\ :-\........................................ 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Nah, they will be photo choppin!! :o :o :o :o
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??? ??? Goose why do you think everyone is so concerned about where I'm hunting and what I'm hunting??? ??? ??? ??? Do you think it's because you and I are the only 2 on here who can pass the LIE detector test??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).................................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D The only thing I'll pass is gas and they won't have a clue what happened then ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D We have not dazzled them with brilliance but we have baffled them with BS... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) and they just haven't figured that out yet!! :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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??? ??? Should I wear my waders tonight? ??? ??? I was reading the Mosquito Creek rules and you are allowed to use a caller. ;D I will leave the FoxPro at home and take you as the caller!! ::) its supposed to rain hard after midnight! :P :P :P I think this will work :-\ :-\ :-\ it will be like Goose hunting ::) only with coyotes :o :o You can hold Mr. Wilson the Decoy on your lap ;) I will try to shoot them before they shred you up! :o :o...I want you to prep a bit today :) drink a lot of Vino to help build courage ;D and know if anything bad happens I will patch you up :'( and buy you breakfast! ;D ;D........I will also split the winnings with you :( 80 for me 20 for you ;) this is the formula that Cupcake uses when we split stuff :P :P I know doesn't seem quite right :-\ :-\ but she used to work in a bank! :o :o ...................... 8)
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:( :( :( :( Hey, it's gonna snow Saturday, so do I really need hip boots? ??? ??? ???
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I did not know how serious you guys was going to get in this weekend. Hunting that is. I had a side bet with a fellow officer that you guys was going to skip the hunting and take your wife’s out to watch the new 50 shades of grey movie!! Being valentine weekend and all. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...... ;D ;D
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Brushwolf
You might lose your side bet. The rain might keep the old guys in.
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Oh chit, when's Valentine's Day?
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:) Pansy Wheat :) the rain might keep you in :-[ you're rusty enough! :P Goose and I are taking a break for "Brekie" after being up all night ::) ::) Coyote tracking at night is hard enough :P add rain and it's twice as tough >:( >:( Goose had to actually watch the Coyotes tail ::) a couple times to see which way he was going :o :o raining so hard it was washing away the tracks >:( almost as fast as he was putting them down! >:( >:(......gotta go! >:(................................... 8) Hern tell Lorraine we will dispose of your carcass for her ;D V-day was 2 days ago :( :( we will enter you in Mosquito Creek :o thye haven't seen an Old Coyote like you in awhile! LOL
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I smoothed things out will Lorraine, jaspr.
All Valentine cards and candy were 1/2 price yesterday. So I got her that kind of stuff. Late, but she seem to like it. Any way, am off the hook for now.
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Hern
Since my wife could not get out and get me Valentine's Day card. Wile I was there I picked one up for her to give to me. :-)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Brushpile, it looks like a mad dash/race to the woods this mornin :o :o :o :o :o almost as many id1ots out there as the first day of deer season ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Ernesto is putting in an all nighter with a vacuum, Hern hasta cut wood, and jaspr1 is huntin where the trapper harvested all of his coyotes :P :P :P :P :P me? well, I've changed the filters in the furnace, hafta get gas in the truck, bring wood up to the back porch, and I think there is a vacuum that I'm told fits my hand :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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??? ??? Goose what do you speculate the Highly Coveted Old Coot Shootout Prize is? :-\ :-\ :-\ I hope it's something useful like a pill box or denture holder ;D ;D ;D I don't want to have to listen to Buck"BadWinner"Wheat complain about that! :P Maybe a 6 pack of Flowered Depends Panties :o (Quattro is buying the prize after all) :o He can sit in the woods and pretend he's a patch of flowers! ::) ::)........ 8)
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:) :) :) :) :) I was thinkin Geritol...or ExLax...either would do this Buckchump winner some good!! :P :P :P :P :P :P
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D "BuckChump" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I like that !!!!! "BuckChumpWheat" ::) ::) ::) has a nice ring to it!! :P :P :P :P :P........................................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D BW, did you get your coupon for McD's yet for winning? ??? ??? ??? ??? I'm figuring it was for a cheeseburger from the head cheeseburger... ::) ::) ::) ::) just sayin :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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>:( Don't expect to see anything to soon! >:( The COLLUDERS are still working on the details to make this SHAM look legit! :P :P :P :P :P Black Tie Camo dinner at Hotel Hershey for "Sore Winner" and his aide "LookN4aBisquit"...and of course the Officers :o :o :o That McD coupon is the consolation prize for the saps who entered :( :(.....just sayin............................ 8)
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:( :( :( :( :( Dang....guess BuckChumpWheat hasta pick-up the tab at Hotel Hershey also just to show his sincere appreciation for being declared the weenner... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Goose :( Wow don't the powers to be ::) know us old coots have to eat regularly ::) to keep up our strength ;) I'm not sure I can make it down to the Bank and back :( to cash my latest entitlement :o I think there might be some confusion at the top :P Rumor has it they are waiting for Easter! ;D They will be taking the PPHA bus to the local Lion's Easter egg hunt so we can get eggs!!!! :o :o Yep I'll bet that's it Peep's and eggs ::)................................... 8)
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:( :( :( :( :( They hand us the eggs right?? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Bending over is a task these days you know ::) ::) ::) ::) guess I could get one of those grabbers to snatch up some eggs, but I don't want to mess them up cause I'll be picklin them.. :P :P :P :P :P
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:) Goose..... Well I propose we go to Lankstir for "BuckCheatWheats" Birthday Month ::) ::) and have a nice Breakfast! ;D ;D My question is should we invite him :P :P 8)
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Misterjake
Come on invite me! I am the best sore winner. But not like the happy loser, I eat meat, potatoes and eggs for breakfast.
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Buckwheat, I assumed you knew that you had an open invitation!!!
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Misterjake
Thanks for your concern. I have never thought I was not invited for breakfast.
I just have not felt like taking the 1 1/4 hr drive one way to the other joint. I went one or two times, that was enough. The 2 1/2 hr round trip to eat breakfast and meat for an hour requires some planning for the day.
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:( :( Now calm yourself "Sore Winner" I didn't NOT invite you ??? ??? I ask Goose if we should invite you ??? ??? Your past performance dictates asking the hard questions!! :-[ Let's face it you arriving at breakfast an hour after everyone has ordered and are preparing to leave :P your refusal to sit with the rest of us :P your asinine comments :P attempting to steal toys from little children at surrounding tables :P :P :-[ I thought you were at the last breakfast :-\ nobody wanted to believe me :( but I know it was you! >:( You were sitting 2 tables away looking the other way >:( and the waitress was scared to get close to you :o also the only thing you were having was water and a pack of soup crackers someone had discarded with 3 left in the pack :P :P You had your Coyote Gland aftershave on :-[ admit it >:( it was you! >:( Another thing if we want to have your Birthday on say the 3rd you will want to pick some other day I'm sure. :P So you just go have breakfast with Mr. Money Bags Jake :o have steak! ;D .................................. 8)
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Well I see the happy loser must have fell down a bank and hit his head this time. Did you report that to your wife!!! Someday you'll learn that anytime you step over a 6 inch drop off that becomes a cliff for you.
Also do not get confused, I was not refusing to sit with the group of people.
This is a group breakfast, a loser does not get to chose who cones to this breakfast. I told you before Goosebumps is tired of making all the BIG decisions for you!!! He is retired.
Now you want to start something with pore old misterjake. He must not have set next to you either.
But just to show you I can be a sore winner, I will make it to a breakfast that Quattro picks since he is the only working man here. Now do not go calling him every 15 min complaining about stuff or the location he chooses that just might happen to be close to my and his house.
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;D ;D ;D "Goosebumps is tired of making all the BIG decisions for you!!!" ??? ??? ??? ??? Gee, I guess I'm important now!! :o :o :o :o Head dog leash puller for sure!! :o :o :o :o :o
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Ok, Is anybody following this North Korea stuff. One month ago our Administration was saying that in 3 months North Korea could be a fully functioning nuclear power and we might have to react soon.
Now North Korea wants to have a possible meeting in 2 months. No one seams to mentions that this gives Rocket man the three months he needed. Why can they not have the meeting tomorrow?
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>:( Goose pay him no mind :P he is trying to pull his VERY OLD and LAME drive a wedge into our TEAM. :P Very jealous since he can only come up with a revolving door team :( :( latest dupes being Bank of Jake and Cheeseburger! ::) ::) Trust me they won't last any longer than "LookN4aHome"...... :o :o
BuckCheatWheat get your beauty sleep ::) you need it! ::) Goose and I ;D as an arm of Homeland Security are monitoring "Little Fat Boys" actions ;) just as closely as we monitor people like you who only pedal with one foot! :o :o So all is GOOD! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D............................ 8)
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Well today I am just going to say I feel just a little uneasy now that you and Goosebumps are functioning as one arm of the Homeland Security and calling it a team.
But now knowing this information, it reminds me I have a project that needs finished quickly. That would be to complete the bomb shelter faster.
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;) ;) ;) ;) ;) There you have it folks ... ??? ??? ???...BuckChumpWheat is digging a worm hole big enough for his fat behind to fit down in :o :o :o :o :o :o Gonna take awhile ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) The Grand Canyon wasn't dug over night!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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:) POB asks ??? "Did it ever occur to you TC's (two clowns) what acronyms are used for?" ;D ;D Well I was hoping to be EBY (enlightened by you) ;) but Hern jumped in with his 2 cents ::) I thought it was to provide us with ATTY (ammunition to torment you) :o :o now I'm not so sure! :-\ :-\ :-\ Goose WSY? (what say you) ??? ??? 8) BTW this DAPS (dog and pony show) that you are presenting has ACRTI (a circus ring to it) so you need a CC's (couple clowns)…..LOL
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Jasper1 and Goosebumps
You guys keep me entertained. I truly look forward to you replys.
But remember it takes 3THA3RC (3 to have a three ring circus.)
Here this is an example below of what young people may be using as a reference.
Shocked me to see even a young guy like Hern had to have looked up an answer.
http://www.smart-words.org/abbreviations/text.html
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;D ;D ;D ;D In other words...OU812..... :P :P :P
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Goosebumps
You getting better.
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;D ;D ;D ;D CMGeese comes to mind also ::) ::) ::) ::) F1sh, Gu11... :( :( :( :( :(