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Title: For the beer drinkers
Post by: Buckwheat on February 08, 2007, 06:02:06 PM

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:


 


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In m uch the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Title: For the beer drinkers
Post by: longhair on February 08, 2007, 06:17:42 PM

Well in that case, pour me another one or two. :lol:

Title: For the beer drinkers
Post by: BP on February 08, 2007, 09:18:32 PM

That's some very useful information.  It explains my 163 IQ.

Title: For the beer drinkers
Post by: gdragon on February 09, 2007, 01:43:02 PM

Quote from: "BP"

That's some very useful information.  It explains my 163 IQ.

It also explains my .163