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2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS

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Buckwheat:
Jasper1
Owl hooting? O great. Don,t you have to mow the grass or somthing that day.

jaspr1:
 ;D Let the weeds grow!!! Cupcake said what's that "Buckwheat 2018" on the Calendar? I said my BFF Ernest "Buckwheat" Wilson is the keynote speaker at the Trapper Rendezvous  ::) ::) it's like having ELVIS only better!!  :P :P Then she wanted to know why I was making all those fortune cookies?  ??? ??? I said I am making them for the audience!  ;) I will be putting a question they can ask the Coyote Professor inside.... ;D ;D ;D For example one of the easier ones...Professor Buckwheat: If Coyotes have such a great sense of smell and can smell you clear across a cornfield...why do they need to stick their nose in each others butts?  :-\ :-\ :-\   I know he will have the answer!!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) Besides Hern is going to be to busy to watch him so I am going to step up...I figure with info gleaned from this it will take Hern and I 3 minutes to shoot a coyote next time instead of 6...... :o :o :o :o :o :o :o...………………………... 8)

Buckwheat:
Jasper1
Well, I see there is nothing i said to stop you from showing up. The best thing I can hope for is rain and a cancellation.
Does your wife know that snakes like high grass to live in. Maybe Goosebumps will let her know about the problems with high grass.
Hern volunteered to do the coyote calling section when we get past the possum chasing section. So you might want to ask him about but hole smells since he has cut a lot of them out during fur processing.
But to help you understand a little so you will not ask that question.
I added a link that will help a little about butt hole sniffing. You have to watch until the end.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.za/2014/07/28/why-do-dogs-sniff-each-others-butts-video_n_5627304.html

I can not believe you wasted 3 minutes on a stand. Hern was ready in 3.  It probably took you 4 of the 6 minutes to pick a spot to set your smelly butt down.
By the way you will think of bacon and butt hole smelling when you have breakfast after watching the video.LOL

jaspr1:
 :) :) WOW!  That is just awesome!  ::) ::) I just knew you would know something about BUTT sniffing  ;D ;D ;D I can't wait to tell Cupcake!!! about the snakes  ;) maybe she will stay inside and not bug me as much  :P :P   Well you are right again about the set-up   >:( Hern kept wanting to set up like you showed him  :P :P Finally after 4 minutes I got him to do it my way and then it took 2 minutes to shoot the Coyote!  ;D  He admitted it was a nightmare going with you  :P :P coyotes running all over the place  ::) ::) but he was always in the wrong position  :P :P resulting in "0" results!  :-[ :-[ :-[ just sayin...... 8)

Buckwheat:
Jasper1
I think you should have some bacon with your oatmeal.
I never said Hern and I can kill coyotes. We just call them in, after that things go down hill.

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