How I feel

[jaspr1]

  And a FREE cup of coffee and a Donut???      NO!    For someone who has all the answers you sure are "clueless" sometimes  You will get a used "Wormhole" flag  with "Watch Your Step" on it  Which is sound advice for anyone who would try to mess with us  .........................

[Lookn4Fur]

Young Jake is way beyond any tax breaks.  I encourage him to join the old coots on a hunting adventure.  I explained to him that one of two things are guaranteed to happen.

1)  Young Jake will have to drive because no dirt or blood is allowed in a Chevy or Toyota.  The old coots will not offer any gas money and will ask young Jake to take them to dads super secret coyote and fisher spots.  In route they will have to pi$$ every 5 miles or so and will make young Jake stop for (I can't believe I am saying it) "Brekie".  Somehow they will concoct a story about going to the "Jim" and stick young Jake with the bill.

2)  Young Jake will not be able to get the old coots out of bed because the temperature is 65 degrees and way too cold for a yard fountain and a math teacher to go hunting.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  Poor Jake, he's been kicked to the curb and hasta fend for himself  But at least he gets the stories correct.. Hump, some can't even tell what vehicles we drive...there ain't no Cheesy huntin vehicular.... now as far as Brekie...I'm glad you can spell it... yes, the older generation does not run on empty very well, we need our Geritol supplement... Nah, Lil Jake would not hafta foot our bill, we look for that other guy that paid ahead to pick it up!!  Getting up and about is not as fast as it used to be but I'm guessin Young Jake has plenty of experience trying to get you movin to take him huntin since he's the one that brings home the bacon