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Title: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Buckwheat on May 21, 2018, 09:28:31 PM
I see we are on the vender list.
Who is going to the event?
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Brushwolf on May 22, 2018, 06:02:54 AM
I am planning on it.
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Hern on May 22, 2018, 07:09:16 AM
This is shaping up to be a big event. Hope to see you guys there.
Please look me up. I'll be there Wednesday-Sunday.

JUNE 7-10
Port Royal Fairgrounds


Click on Link for events and demo list
http://patrappers.com/2018-pta-rendezvous/

Predator Calling Demos...
-Ernie Wilson (Buckwheat) Thursday
-Joe Zaffuto (Night Eyes) Friday
-Abner Druckenmiller (Fox Pro) Saturday
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: QUATTRO on May 29, 2018, 06:49:52 AM
So far it is myself, Mark and Brain ( furmaggedon ) ...
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: jaspr1 on May 29, 2018, 11:45:46 AM
 :) I am going to try and make the Thursday edition.  ;) I don't want to miss the "Buckwheat" exhibition!  ::) Whenever he says something that sounds like he memorized it word for word from Outdoor Life  :o :o I am going to TOOT on my Owl Hooter! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...……... 8)
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Buckwheat on May 29, 2018, 01:05:40 PM
Jasper1
Owl hooting? O great. Don,t you have to mow the grass or somthing that day.
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: jaspr1 on May 30, 2018, 07:06:13 AM
 ;D Let the weeds grow!!! Cupcake said what's that "Buckwheat 2018" on the Calendar? I said my BFF Ernest "Buckwheat" Wilson is the keynote speaker at the Trapper Rendezvous  ::) ::) it's like having ELVIS only better!!  :P :P Then she wanted to know why I was making all those fortune cookies?  ??? ??? I said I am making them for the audience!  ;) I will be putting a question they can ask the Coyote Professor inside.... ;D ;D ;D For example one of the easier ones...Professor Buckwheat: If Coyotes have such a great sense of smell and can smell you clear across a cornfield...why do they need to stick their nose in each others butts?  :-\ :-\ :-\   I know he will have the answer!!!  ::) ::) ::) ::) Besides Hern is going to be to busy to watch him so I am going to step up...I figure with info gleaned from this it will take Hern and I 3 minutes to shoot a coyote next time instead of 6...... :o :o :o :o :o :o :o...………………………... 8)
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Buckwheat on May 30, 2018, 10:51:29 AM
Jasper1
Well, I see there is nothing i said to stop you from showing up. The best thing I can hope for is rain and a cancellation.
Does your wife know that snakes like high grass to live in. Maybe Goosebumps will let her know about the problems with high grass.
Hern volunteered to do the coyote calling section when we get past the possum chasing section. So you might want to ask him about but hole smells since he has cut a lot of them out during fur processing.
But to help you understand a little so you will not ask that question.
I added a link that will help a little about butt hole sniffing. You have to watch until the end.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.za/2014/07/28/why-do-dogs-sniff-each-others-butts-video_n_5627304.html

I can not believe you wasted 3 minutes on a stand. Hern was ready in 3.  It probably took you 4 of the 6 minutes to pick a spot to set your smelly butt down.
By the way you will think of bacon and butt hole smelling when you have breakfast after watching the video.LOL
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: jaspr1 on May 30, 2018, 01:13:39 PM
 :) :) WOW!  That is just awesome!  ::) ::) I just knew you would know something about BUTT sniffing  ;D ;D ;D I can't wait to tell Cupcake!!! about the snakes  ;) maybe she will stay inside and not bug me as much  :P :P   Well you are right again about the set-up   >:( Hern kept wanting to set up like you showed him  :P :P Finally after 4 minutes I got him to do it my way and then it took 2 minutes to shoot the Coyote!  ;D  He admitted it was a nightmare going with you  :P :P coyotes running all over the place  ::) ::) but he was always in the wrong position  :P :P resulting in "0" results!  :-[ :-[ :-[ just sayin...... 8)
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Buckwheat on May 30, 2018, 01:34:45 PM
Jasper1
I think you should have some bacon with your oatmeal.
I never said Hern and I can kill coyotes. We just call them in, after that things go down hill.
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Pa Goosehntr on May 30, 2018, 02:56:38 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Ya know I've read down through all this BS and a story that was relayed to me comes to mind about our exquisite coyote caller ??? ??? ??? ??? Seems BW jumped out of his rice burner and was running down a dirt road in shorts and  flip-flops (picture that) callin coyotes  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) but I have to say I wish pictures would have been taken  ::) ::) ::) ::) No wonder the coyotes didn't come to that callin after such a sight  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Buckwheat on May 30, 2018, 03:03:54 PM
Goosebumps
You have your facts mixed up. They did come into the call. That is the part that makes the story so good. Also both car doors were left open and the hatch up in the air. We called from in the middle of the road. But I did put boots on because of rattle snakes.
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Pa Goosehntr on May 30, 2018, 03:18:48 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Just sharin the wisdom as it was passed to me  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ ugly thought tho... :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Buckwheat on May 30, 2018, 03:26:57 PM
Goosebumps
I know, but do me a favor and let Jaspers wife know about tall yard grass being a problem for snakes. :-)
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: jaspr1 on May 30, 2018, 05:59:21 PM
 :( :( He's blowing smoke Goose  :P I heard it the same way!  :D :D I have a caption for that ugly picture  :-\  :-\  "Fruit of the Loom in Flip Flops"  :o :o :o The attire every Pro caller shows up in... :P except for the KID who is still in diapers!  :( :( :(…………………………………. 8)
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Buckwheat on May 30, 2018, 06:02:40 PM
Please Goosbumps call his wife.
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Pa Goosehntr on May 31, 2018, 08:36:49 AM
 ;D ;D ;D BW, his wife would just double stitch you into a moth eaten quilt!!  :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Buckwheat on May 31, 2018, 11:52:06 AM
Goosebumps
Yea i can gear it now. We're is Buckwheat?  Poor old Buckwheat was Quilted!!!
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Pa Goosehntr on June 01, 2018, 08:21:12 AM
 :( :( :( :( :( "Poor old Buckwheat"?  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? That sounds like a misnomer ...especially the poor part :o :o :o :o :o Your one of the mega rich folks I'm told  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: jaspr1 on June 02, 2018, 08:16:55 AM
 :( :( Phew!  :( :( I finally got the grass mowed and weeds wacked  ::) Cupcake was on that snake and weeds thing like stink on POB.  :o :o :o  (Poor OLD Buckwheat)  POB hates acronyms Goose  :P just sayin!  ;) Anyway CIC (coast is clear) to go see POB give his lecture on WCAS...(what coyotes are saying)….  are you sure you can't postpone this TTTWCTVF (trip to the west coast to visit family)until this OIALE (once in a lifetime event) is over?  :-\ :-\    ;D ;D ;D     8)  BTW No worries if you can't make it  :) I have a backup  ::) RNM (redneck Moose) he said he would like to AATKLAS (absorb all that knowledge like a sponge)…. :o
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Pa Goosehntr on June 02, 2018, 09:34:43 AM
 :( :( :( :( :( TOC (This olde Coot) has more IITF (Irons In The Fire), than I can git done now  ::) ::) ::) ::) Even hafta git a hair cut, you know just one!! :o :o :o :o :o RNM (Red Neck Moose) will just hafta earn his keep and fill in for me... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Buckwheat on June 03, 2018, 03:20:48 PM
OMG!! LOL
You two guys are a mess!  Your half baked up improvised acronyms are something else that's for sure. Did it ever occur to you two clowns why acronyms are used?
Title: Re: 2018 PTA RENDEZVOUS
Post by: Hern on June 04, 2018, 05:27:22 AM
why acronyms are used?
...in order to avoid repetitive use of long, cumbersome titles while writing reports, mathematics, books and such.


Mean while, back at the ranch...
Dist. 8 had a rendezvous work day at Port Royal, yesterday. We got most of the work done and were finished by 2:30.
We put up large canopy at 2 gates, constructed demo area, covered indoor tennis court floor, set up tables & chairs  in buildings, lined off tailgate spaces, placed garbage cans about, set up district booth.
Monday the showers will arrive. And that should be it other than small details. Wednesday, dealers arrive and Dist. 8 members will help them unload.

Members helping work the rendezvous were permitted to set up campers Sunday. So my camp is set up plus a dozen other members. At least a half dozen members slept over Sunday night.