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Everything Else => Off Topic => Topic started by: jaspr1 on May 16, 2017, 06:07:22 AM
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:) Old Unfinished business from 2016 ::) ::) We are going to award "THE DECKARD"....June 4th 8am at the WALNUT BOTTOM DINER.......EXIT 45, I81, North and South....South exit turn left, North exit turn right on College St. , Diner is just off the exit..... ;D
Come help us celebrate the only thing "Timmy" has ever won fairly!!!! Watch him eat the victory bowl of "Oatmeal" straight up, no milk or sugar, like a man.....bring a homeless person, we don't want to listen to him moan about "everyone is against him".....lol............................ 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D LOL...He will be gloatin :o :o :o :o so come on out to help bring him back to the ground from his "Big Head"..(NOTE: empty filled with hot air)...we need all the anchors we can get ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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What town is Exit 45, I 81 near?
You give directions like you are from Perry County; Turn at the Red Barn and it's near the ole White Church.
Dang, all barns are Red and all ole country church's are white!
I have that Sunday open, thus far. Would like to attend the awards ceremonies.
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;D ;D ;D ;D Carlisle!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) In your case you would need to bare right when you git to I-81 headin south!! guess I should add..the way the geese fly in the fall!! :P:P :P :P :P
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Oh this oughta be good. ::) ::) Oatmeal straight up??? >:( >:( >:( The waitress better be damn good looking. I have a feeling I'm gonna need CPR. ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D OK, With both feet ??? ??? ??? I'll jump up and down on your chest!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:( I don't think 1 jump will do it ::) but you can try :P :P..............Hern if you want you can go with me! Trying to get the "PIG" to Carlisle will be like a scene from a James Bond movie, all the baddies trying to hi-jack it.... :o :o :o :o :o :o...................................... 8)
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Hern if you want you can go with me!
OK. I get lost in the city traffic.
Exit this, Exit that.
Around here, we give directions by Bar Rooms, Barns & Churches.
Turn left at the Spruce Run Inn. Go pass the white church. The place is the second barn on the right.
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More like a scene from Deliverance and you know which one. :o :o :o :o
Hern you live more in the city than any of us. Fact! 8) 8) 8)
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:) :) :) Lookn4recognition, you can take the boy out of the country but, you can't make him think like a city slicker...so I understand where Hern is coming from :D :D :D :D Also iffin you still want to join the old coots club you better show some respect!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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:( I'm having a hard time getting takers for this "BREKIE" ..........I was under several bridges checking with the residents and they just don't seem real interested :o I had them with "BREKIE" but when I mentioned WORLD Famous Bobcat and Fisherless trapper by name, most of them yawned-farted and said "Brekie" gives them gas.... :P :P...so no thanks ::) ::)..................real dilemma :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\......................... 8)
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LookN4aCity says-
Hern you live more in the city than any of us.
Naw.
You guys just see 4 miles of red lights & bottleneck traffic when passing thru, that makes my county seem 'busy'. You boys are use to traveling 65mph or 75mph on interstates.
I rarely go on that stretch of highway.
I live near a busy, bottleneck, main highway. That ain't a city.
Update on Rt. 11 & 15 Thruway...
PennDot has begun construction of a 'Thruway' around the local bottleneck.
When completed...it will take 11 minutes, driving the speed limit, to get from Selinsgrove to Lewisburg Rt. 15. Or Selinsgrove to above Northumberland (Rt. 147 & Rt. 11).
That will be a relief to you folks traveling thru the Susquehanna Valley.
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That will be nice but I will still have to take a detour into the city to visit you. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:) Hern you might consider moving!.................. 8)
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:) Stopped at Walnut Bottom Yesterday to check it out :) Manager Special June 4...."TIMMY SPECIAL"....bowl of oatmeal...2 strips turkey bacon...whole wheat toast w/tastes like butter.....de-caf coffee w/truvia and skim milk.....fiber 1 lemon bar for breakfast dessert........like the tv bank ad "can't wait-can't wait..... ::) ::)........ 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Lookn4somehonors ??? ??? ??? ??? if you are lucky, I'll let you shake hands with Mr. Lucky!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Lol. I aint lookn for nothin but fur. I am actually trying to disappear into the sunset. But you Old Coots won't let me. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D Well, iffin you think the sun rises and sets on your posterior :o :o :o :o you are badly mistaken :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ but then that wouldn't be the first time you were mistaken ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:o :o How dramatic! :o :o We could probably get more people to the "Brekie" if he did disappear :D :D Goose call for a SUNSET on the 3rd ::) ::) ::) my guess is he won't disappear :P "LookN4aSunset" will be Sunset-less :o just like he's Fisher-less :( :( ......because he is always "LookN2bClueless".....just sayin... ;D ;D ;D........besides he can't wait to get the "Piggy" so he has something to sleep with ::) ::) rumor has it he lost his "Binkie"......LOL........ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[......................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D jaspr1 wait til I tell you the new term someone else uses for LookN4arocktohideunder.....we will hafta have an explanation of it at the Brekie... ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? forget the Blinkie, this is golden.. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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No Oatmeal.
This is a 'BACON BREKIE' 'The Flying Pig Award'
Bacon, Bacon, Bacon.
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:) Hern you will get old some day and you will acquire a taste for Oatmeal w/prune juice... ::) LOL......wait till you see the new improved Piggy, we did away with that packaging tape :P Goose and I have been chewing sugarless gum and sticking the gum to the bottom of the piggy since Newville Show :o :o That Pig is stuck on the stand tighter than using Gorilla Glue....it has a nice minty aroma with just a hint of grape :-\ :-\ Probably cause Goose chews gum and drinks vino at the same time ::) yes he can do that :o :o.........;D ;D ;D..................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Known as multi tasking! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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I eat Oatmeal.
But the wife won't be with me...lol
Bacon, Bacon, Bacon
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;D ;D ;D ;D Sausage and biscuits for me!! :o :o :o :o
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>:( >:( Well you two aren't setting a very good example for "Sonny" >:( >:( Does anyone know if Grandfather Time is attending? :-\ :-\ He has been rather silent lately! :-X
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I may be able to attend ..unless there's a minimum age limit
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:) No minimum ;D ;D They may card you if you want something exotic like OJ ::) I hope we have a couple of last minute surprise faces ;D it would be nice to hear from someone, anyone other than "LookN4anAudience" :( :( Bring your ear plugs, the Piggy Whisperer will give a detailed account of how he knew it was his from day 1 and how he deserves such prestigious acknowledgment :P :P Tip: order toast, the sound of crunching will help drown him out... :o :o.......................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Bring ear plugs iffin you don't want to hear his tale of wooh... ??? ??? ??? Just sayin, you may not want your brain infected with his verbal disease.. :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then you hafta baffle them with BS"....... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ LookN4aprize's words he lives by!! :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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??? ??? ??? ??? I just had a brain jog.. ::) ::) ::) ::) Someone may need to bring a banner soos we can wrap up Timmy and ship him off to Feesher School!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Oh, how funny you are all. Be careful or I will bring a rattlesnake to breakfast. We will see who the real men are then for sure. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;) ;) ;) ;) I'll be packin so no problem :o :o :o dead snake!! 8) 8) 8) 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Made contact with the "Old Wise One" :) :) :) :) :)...I ask if he had got a job? ::) ::) ::) ::) He ask if I was nutz? Ya know I kinda resemble that :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( Hee-Hee ;D ;D He also said he didn't want to miss Church :o :o :o :o OK jaspr1 pick your self up off the floor and stop laughin ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Doctor Grammar says ??? ??? ??? "Oh, how funny you are all." ??? ??? ??? ??? Well watch out Goose....Phd in grammar...English Major is going to be "throwing the table over the rattlesnake" at us...LOL .... ;D ;D ;D ;D......as far as the Pious one goes... :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D................we need a rock solid test of this new found faith ::) ::) ::) I will invite him fishing the following Sunday and see if he shows up at daybreak ::) ::) ::) Just add water and I'll bet he turns into his regular unflavored oatmeal self we all know and admire .... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P................. 8)
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;D ;D ;D The Church is ??? ??? ??? ??? Youth Field Day ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) and I see riff-raff on the site now ::) ::) ::)
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:( :( :( :( Car show in Carlisle so be prepared for traffic on your route :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Leaving shortly for breakfast. Everyone be sure to watch the news today. Something is sure to happen. 8) 8) 8)
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;D ;D ;D NEWS Flash :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ Timmy is allowed out of the house ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) the Warden loosened the leash :P :P :P :P :P :P
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I asked the warden to come along to support my stories but she chose sleep instead of seeing the Old Coots. She makes better decisions than I do ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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>:( >:( >:( Well it's in the book.... ??? ??? ??? ???Fairy Tales.. :o :o :o :o
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;) ;) ;) Hern took second place and received BBQ Sauce
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Enjoyed myself this morning.
Good to see everyone.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Look at the SMILE on the young mans face ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D finally something to unwrap other than a roll of toilet paper :o :o :o breakfast with his only known associates :) ( I would have said friends but I don't want to stretch it to far) ::) ::) ::) Dotty sleeping in ;D ;D ;D dreaming of her hero :P :P :P :P the only two things that would have made it better, would have been BW patting him on the head ::) ::) ::) and having a "Fisher" mount to show everyone :-X :-X :-X.................LOL ...........Oh and let's not forget Hern ;) who was working on winning next years flying cow.... ::) ::) ::) ::).............................. 8)
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"next years flying cow"...this one will be called NO BULL :o :o :o :o :o now let your minds conjure what it will en-tale as requirements to win ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Hern has already put a good bid in.
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Here is a pic of next years distinguished award... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) Goose I think you did it! ;) Hern never takes this stuff seriously ::) but I was watching him when you dangled that flying cow in front of him ;D You could see he was thinking "I just gotta have that"... ;D ;D ;D He's at home right now working on the display case to house it :o :o :o :o :o............LOL......... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Well while Timmy acted like he wasn't interested :o :o :o :o his mind was doing back flips also ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Naw, I don't enter contests. No Bull.
Weird organization, internet contests and now story telling contests.
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;D ;D ;D ;D Turned it into a contest soos you and BW would have sumptin to type about.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:o Hern is trying to lull us to sleep ::) by pretending indifference :P Timmy :) on the other hand, got interested the second I suggested it could be a hood ornament ::) ::) He's thinking it will add a touch of class to that rust bucket Ford he's driving and add credibility to his tales of woe ::) and announce to the world there's no bull in that truck.....lol......;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.......................... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Might increase the value of that clunker ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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I doubt it. :(
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>:( >:( >:( >:( I was giving you the benefit of the doubt Sonny,,, :P :P :P :P :P :P