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Predator Hunting => Predator Hunting => Topic started by: Misterjake23 on February 28, 2013, 09:36:36 PM
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I saw on line somewhere a forum where guys were posting a spin off of Jef Foxworthy's "You know you're a redneck...", only it substituted Predator hunter. I thot it was cool and funny to read some of the sayings and thot I'd open up something similar here..... So
You Know You're a Predator Hunter....
* When you have more furs in the freezer than meat.
* When opening day of predator season is like a national holiday at your house.
* When you leave the house for a family gathering and take the rabbit call and forget the kids
You all can get the idea. I can't wait to hear some feedback on this !!
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When the only laundry you put any effort into is your hunting garments
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When you never leave the house without a call an gun
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When your bathroom shelves are over flowing with predator extream.
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* When you have more furs in the freezer than meat.
That's what I was thinking.
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* when you notice that you bark at everything when you want it to stop
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"* when you notice that you bark at everything when you want it to stop "
That's a good one! ;D and so true...
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When you go on vacations and have one or two predator mouth calls in your luggage or glove compartment!! Not necessary for guns you just want to call in critters if the chance to try it!!!
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* when you carry all the ground hogs from a farm and haul them to a few local fox dens to boost next seasons population
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When you pick up a road kill deer so you have a good bait source for coyotes to hunt over.
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When you pace the floor at night waiting for your wife to go up to bed and she says alright already just go hunting already! You're driving me crazy!
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When you practice with you reed calls and your own dogs come running..but they never listen any othertime...Predator53
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When you go on vacations and have one or two predator mouth calls in your luggage or glove compartment!! Not necessary for guns you just want to call in critters if the chance to try it!!!
Guess I ain't the only one. ;D
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When you have every color of Camo, and no dress shirt and pants in the closet for a wedding or funeral!