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Everything Else => Off Topic => Topic started by: jaspr1 on January 27, 2016, 07:55:18 AM
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;D ;D ;D COME ONE COME ALL!!!!! sending "Timmy" to "Tulsa" breakfast Feb. 13 ;D ;D ;D don't wait for Dale's birthday again :P :P that's not till next year ::) ::) I am going to reserve the whole banquet room :o I'm sure a large crowd would like to send him somewhere-anywhere :o :o and an Indian Reservation seems perfect!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D............. 8) Since he has a WEAK stomach (throws up a lot) I will be buying his 1st bowl of OATMEAL.....welcome to the CLUB paleface :o :o :o.........
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Awww man wish I could hang around for that but I need to head south way before... y'all have fun, and L4a squaw, good luck... 8)
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Thanks Dale. Have a safe trip back and hope to catch you on the rebound. Don't worry about me, the coyotes are circling the wolf. Lol
PS: The North Carolina deal fell through.
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;D ;D ;D ;D Well "Wolfman" ;D ;D ;D ;D you better start howling!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) Your little band isn't necessarily lighting up the board here :( :( :( so far only 3 confirmed ;) Your wife,the Cumberland Co. Sheriff and Me! ::) ::) to late to start a recruiting drive for friends :P :P :P :P..............we might have to rename "One Table Timmy Breakfast"........ :o :o :o :o.................. 8)
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;) ;) ;) ;) Gotta check the main event calendar to see iffin I have a track meet to go to.. ??? ??? ??? ??? Otherwise I'll be there to see the Kid in the Bib eatin his bowl of baked oatmeal ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Thats OK. I like a small tea party.
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??? ??? ??? Goose ??? ??? ??? ??? did you know they served tea in a "Tippy Cup" ::) ::) I didn't know that.. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ ....................... 8)
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:( :( :( I hope we can sit in normal size chairs :( :( :( :( those lil kids ones are hard on the old knees ::) ::) ::)
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even harder to squeeze your big @$$ into... 8) 8) 8) sorry bro just couldn't pass that one up...
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LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and we would hafta put the table on our knees ::) ::) ::) ::)
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fo show... 8) 8) 8)
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:o :o :o :o I am shocked :o :o :o :o apparently having "Breakfast" on the 13th is scaring some off ::) ::) I know this a stretch, maybe it's you L$F :o :o :o NO WORRIES....L$F...I have posted a NOTICE on the BINGO board at the PERDIX FIREHOUSE......Since your related to everyone in Perdix somehow!! ::) ::) I only put up a teaser though ;) "Cousin Timmy's Going to Wormleysburg for.................the 13th" ??? ??? There will be an outpouring of Perdixian's :P to see if the "Gubmint" is giving free cheese away again ;D ;D Won't they be surprised ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).............. 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D If they did it would be Cheese wiz ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Well, you can always reschedule. :( :( :( Not like that has ever happened. ::) ::) ::) ::) Me thinks you are scheduling too many events! I will be there anyway. It will be like old times when the family use to sit around the dinner table and listen to Pops stories of how he use to shoot the eyelashes of a fox at 500 yards. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D OFFHAND! ;D Don't forget that part! >:( NO fancy smancy Tri-Pods back in the day >:( This is a make-up breakfast ::) we didn't have the last one because it "SNOWED" :P Were you taking another "BREAK" and didn't notice :o :o :o :o............. 8)
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Not really a make up breakfast. I thought that was the impromptu breakfast in York? See what I am saying? Too many "Breakie's". :D :D :D :D
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>:( >:( >:( >:( And you son have not been to one of this years elegant brekies !! :P :P :P :P :P Whatcha got to say about that Lookin4anexcuse... :o :o :o :o Cat huntin?? Pops and I could find you an old barn cat with some spots painted on it!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:) Well I'm a dreamer ::) ...........So Shoot me ??? .Heaven forbid we bury are personal bias for a couple of hrs and eat an egg :-\ :-\ Relaxed atmosphere to discuss guns,techniques,mistakes and gather super secrets ;D ;D I am going to breakfast at 8am on the 14th anyone who cares to join me is invited ;D ;D this isn't a PPHA sanctioned event :) it's an "Old Coot Event" ;) This group is in a RUT and you know what a RUT is? ::) ::) it's a COFFIN with both ends kicked out :P :P :P :P :P just sayin................... 8)
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:-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ 14th is V-day :o :o :o :o you bringin roses and chocolates?? :o :o :o :o maybe Hershey's syrup on baked oatmeal and a swizzle stick in the center :-X :-X :-X :-X
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>:( >:( >:( I guess this is my last breakfast before the massacre :( :( :( :( :(................ don't men ever get a break? :P :P :P :P............... 8)
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I was prepared to meet everyone. It's not my fault a record snow storm hit and you backed out. I will be there this weekend regardless who goes but I thought you said it was the 13th, not 14th. Which is it?
A mind is a terrible thing to waste! I think you are changing dates so I don't show up to one and then you will say "Lookn4Breakfast" didn't show.
Come on pops, pick a date and stick with it. Don't let that Old Coot in Chambersburg scare you away.
PS: The barn cat with spray painted spots sounds good right about now.
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>:( >:( >:( >:( OK shot myself in the foot! >:( >:( >:( >:( Damn I hate when that happens! :P :P :P :P IT'S THE 13TH LIKE IT SAYS IN THE SUBJECT LINE :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ ................13th (Saturday) .............You are finally paying attention ;D ;D ;D There you go "Ernesto" I said something "+" about your Honor Student ::) ::).... 8)
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;) ;) ;) My CEO ask if I was going to brekie two days? ??? ??? ??? ??? She even picked up on the dates...I said not to worry it will get zeroed in, just like a rifle ::) ::) ::)
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Why is your wife lurking on this board? Now I can't make fun of you because she will hunt me down to protect her little gosling. ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D Tell your CEO ;) "No Worries" ::) you never miss "Brekie" ever ::) even when you have to go by your own self ;D ;D ;D.........trying to get things done before the "IDES" of March....causing some CUNFUZZION on my part :P :P :P :P................ "LookN4SteadyWork" your on here more than the "Old Coot's" lately, please don't tell me the sawmill in Perdix shut down again and your drawing un-employment and food stamps :P :P :P :P :P :P- >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Lookin4awhoopin no worries about MomGoose ??? ??? ??? ??? she would never be on these boards ;) ;) ;) ;) now facebook is another story ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Snow put a beat down on the sawmill business. They didn't shut down but they had to let me go. I'M MOVING BACK IN POP'S!!! :o :o :o :o :o
PAGosling, That's good news. We all know you are not allowed on Face Book.
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;D ;D ;D ;D WONDERFUL NEW'S!! ;D ;D ;D ;D Your room in the "shed" awaits you :P :P :P :P...........You needn't bother to stop by the kitchen ;) I ate the last of the "bread pudding " yesterday :( I left the back gate open in anticipation of this move >:( and you will have yourself shoveled in :P in no time at all :o :o :o........ 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I'm guessin he will hafta fend for himself at the next pizza party also.. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Bread Pudding? What no baked oatmeal? I may just move in with old goosedown now. Rumer has it his house is warmer then the old shed out back. :o :o :o :o :o At least I know he has firewood. :D :D :D :D Shhsshhh.
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;D ;D ;D Yea but to earn your keep ??? ??? ??? you may hafta sleep on top of the wood pile to protect it from chipmunks!! ::) ::) ::) ::)
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;D ;D ;D ;D SON!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D That is a wonderful idea and it put's you an hour away from my fridge ;D You should take a stick, so you can beat your way to the FUD. ::) Don't worry MUM's the word ;) "Goose" likes surprises ;D he will think it's his birthday or something ::) ::) I should warn him,being he's my team mate ;) but sometimes it's best to not get him to excited :P :P :P............. 8)
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;D ;D ;D This will only work iffin I can claim him as a tax write-off :P :P :P :P :P It could be considered a bad investment loss ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? that might work :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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;D ;D "Old Coot's" ::) ::) if you own a red plaid shirt ;) and can still fit in it :-\ :-\ wear it ;D ;D easier to pick out the "Veteran's" from the "Polo"-"Nautica" crowd...... :o :o........... 8)
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:( :( :( :( Nah...you still have the Lookin2B...something..... :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Hey if you two love birds are allowed to use the phone, why don't you call each other? :'( :'( :'( This way we don't have to read through your endless discussion of nothing! :o :o :o :o
Or here is a novel idea, go outside!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:o :o :o :o Yea, like you have something else to do!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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:) Anyone attending the breakfast bash :) we did not get the back room this time :P filled by a previous engagement :( :( EARLY ATTENDEE'S ::) ::) take note.....Just tell them your with the Simmons Group party of 2... ::) ::) In other breaking news :o :o Informed sources have revealed to me, on the condition of anonymity, that it is true CRAYOLA has laid off their crayon testers :P and our very own "Timmy"aka "LookN4" is now unemployed ( that's why he's lurking on here Goose) :( :( but he is to proud to speak up :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X..so we will have a special collection that day. Just like church,when their collecting for the starving children of Quatemala ::) ::) All new and slightly used but not abused items welcome, maybe someone has a scope ;D just sayin ;) ;) ............ 8) LookNCatless says "Or here is a novel idea, go outside!!" Well that's the 1st step in getting that cat ,you seem to be missing :o :o
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Hey, rummer has it we are supposed to get 4 to 7 inches tomorrow. I guess you will be canceling the breakfast on Saturday?????? >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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:) Absolutely not ;) if your LookN4AwayOut :( just don't show :P we will talk and make fun of you either way ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D if your there you will just be able to participate :P if you raise your hand ;) NO SHOUTING OUT :P :P :P :P Only Guru Ernesto allows that behaviour :o :o :o :o :o :o.............. 8)
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Lol. I will be there rain, snow, ice or shine!! :o :o :o :o
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Jasper1
Lookn4awayout (quote) I will be there rain, snow, ice or shine!!
Notice how he did not cover if he was allowed. There will be some reason, he couldn't find a matching pair of socks.
If you really want to get lookn4abigsmile there. Tell him your going to take a picture and let him stand in the center up front.
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Bucktooth, are you going to be there?
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Lookn4anythingtodo
I have to think of something else to do. I am hoping I come up with something.
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:) :) Ernesto certainly you aren't serious about finding something else to do :P :P :P The "Generic" version of "Jim Shockey" giving us a blow by blow account of the wily and dangerous critters he encountered during all of 2015 ::) The pain and agony of the hunt,the spell binding accounts of the "almost's",the loneliness, of the trap line, when even "DumbLuck" deserts you. :( :( Somewhere during an intermission ;) I of course will have to inject ::) I got the same results "0" sitting in my Lazy-Boy with zero effort :o :o.......I'm hoping as a bonus ;D ;D he brings his E-caller with the 8,452 sounds on it ::) and plays the TOP 200 sounds he play's at each and every stop :o :o...I am going to secretly tape them :-X :-X :-X in case Hern isn't there :( and send them to him ;) so he can get them put on his new Fusion ;D ;D.................. 8)
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Jaspr1, You should write a book. "How to make up random ****" and get away with it. Lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
BuckyBronco, I wanted to know so I could discuss LEEK with you. Otherwise I will have to call you. :-X :-X :-X :-X
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:( :( :( :( Leek...that's what you do around the corner... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) do we hafta teach you everything? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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I will be there, But we should talk about LEEK after the meal.
Besides Jasper1 will jump in and say he raised his kid correctly. Goosebumps will still just be confused and continue to pee on his shoes.
That will not help hern. That would be three things you have to carry. The gun the caller and the remote. He would either have to leave is chewing gum at home. Over three things it's just too much for him to juggle.
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Got Ya. Sounds like a plan.
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>:( >:( >:( >:( I hope this plan is better than the cat plan :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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;D ;D ;D Now don't go picking :P :P :P "LookN4aPlanThat Works" ::) ::) will be so traumatized :o he won't be able to eat :( :( :( Notice how he got his "HERO" to come out of the woodwork ::) so he would not feel abandoned :( at his going away "Breki" ;D ;D the two of them sitting in a corner ::) like a little school girl clique :-[ :-[ :-[ ...............shocking............... :o :o :o :o :o................................. 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Can't comment on that as nothing I type would be good... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D but, Ernesto will pat him on the head and say "I can only help those that can comprehend what I'm saying" ??? ??? ??? ???....and the other super secrets will fall to the wayside.. :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Keaster1, are you bringing that fancy truck of yours? I have some fox and coyote carcasses to dispose of. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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YardFountain, a man in your condition should be seen not heard. I will "SEE" you Saturday morning as I am sure you will be towed through the door by old Cooter1. You are good at following his lead. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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>:( >:( >:( >:( I told you not to set him off >:( >:( >:( >:( He's like Nitro-Glycerin :o :o :o a little shake and KA-BOOM :P :P......... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Sounds like Boss Hogg needs to make an appearance and straighten a youngin out ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Make him pick up the tab for all :o :o :o :o :o :o and no Uncle Ernie will not bail you out!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Might need Ho-Ho to cuff him since Roscoe isn't available :-X :-X :-X :-X
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>:( >:( >:( "Keaster1, are you bringing that fancy truck of yours?" >:( >:( >:( No! the roadways are Salty and muddy :P :P I am hiking down to Rohrer Bus and catching the "Casino" bus to Hbg. I will bail at the Harvey Taylor Bridge and walk the rest of the way :P :P :P........
"Goose" " Ernesto will pat him on the head and say "I can only help those that can comprehend what I'm saying" WOW!!!!!! ::) ::) ::) "Mission Impossible" :( :( When "Ernesto" speaks nobody listens :o :o Have you ever heard him speak? ??? ??? Right you don't know what the &()$#@^%*& he's saying.. :P :P :P..... 8)
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Just make sure you get on the right bus. The home has a bus that takes the old coots into town also. If you don't show I am changing your name to Casper1. ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS: Where your helmet!
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Tomorrow is the big day. I will see you there at 8am. Anyone else want to go? Where is UncleBuck? He loves the Bull**** Breakfast Club. :D :D :D :D :D
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;D ;D ;D ;D Lookin4aride stand along I-81 and I'll wave as I go by!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Did anyone think to tell LookN4aBreakfast ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D that we changed Diners! ;D ;D ;D ;D OH well "TO Bad -So Sad" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.................JUST KIDDING..DON'T WET YOUR PANTS SONNY!!!!! ....not that the "OLD COOTS didn't consider it............... :o...................... 8)
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;) ;) ;) ;) Well I would like to give jaspr1 a big thank you for picking up the tab this morning ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I really enjoyed seeing everyone and two new faces...Lookin4anexcuse, I know that boy will be out huntin you :o :o :o :o :o :o better let him go after cats next year ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Ernesto we will take up a collection to get you a new time piece so you can show up on time... :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X Good seeing ya'll .....to those that didn't come out for whatever reason...all I can say is: IF YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOOSE!!
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;D ;D ;D Good seeing everyone ;D ;D ;D Goose what if we just get BW an hourglass? :-\ :-\ He will have to get up every hour on the hour to flip ::) and therefore should always be ready ;D 24/7. :o.............As usual a lot of good stuff and some not so much :P Learned a lot about rifle scopes from someone who doesn't own one ;) Learned BW is missing certain jewels from the anatomy :o from working them off :P :P and is still cat-less even though he didn't go cat hunting,or so he said ::) ::) ::)...Have some new spots to try ;D even though there shot out ;) Goose and I will check to make sure ;D ;D ;D........Howl like you mean it ::) ::) just to much to cover :( :( :( in a post :( you had to be there ;) ;)................. 8) 7 in attendance w/2 new faces, potential members ...........
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sounds like you had a decent turn out and a good time too... wish I could have been there...I should be back around I'm thinking late june or july... will let ya know later on once I'm out on my ride and see how things are going...
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Dale, are you gonna loose enough to cut down on wind resistance when you ride and increase your gas mileage ? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Upon arrival I had to wake one old coot up sleeping in his truck in the parking lot. The other Old Coot ordered a body builder breakfast! ;D ;D He couldn't even lift his fork! :o :o The other Old Coot showed up an hour late. Somehow I think he will be late for his own funeral. ::) ::) ::) And then there was me. The life of the party and that aint sayin much! The only thing that I learned was it's cold out! I coulda stayed home and read the weather post on hear to learn that much. 8) 8) Oh, and it's a good thing we sat beside the bathroom. The urinal got a workout. :D :D :D
Seriously, thank you old coots for another good time and thanks Jaspr1 for buying. Your a good guy and I didn't mind putting your bib on and feeding you. ::) ::) ::) I'm glad goose volunteered to change your diaper because that's where I draw the line!
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??? ??? ??? ??? ??? "I'm glad goose volunteered to change your diaper" :P :P :P :P :P That didn't happen fore sure!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o I wasn't drinking vino yet, so No way could I get coned into that stinkin mess :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Dale, are you gonna loose enough to cut down on wind resistance when you ride and increase your gas mileage ? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I sure hope to, but any amount will be better then what I'm at now...
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;D ;D ;D L$F.. You have your laugh!!! I appreciated the help ;) except for the "One bite for Me, One bite for You" stuff cause I noticed sometimes YOU took 2 bites!!! :P :P :P :P AND my POOH doesn't stink ::) more like Rose Petals in a Dale like Gentle Spring rain ;D ;D I was going to call you last night and see if you wanted to take me up on the "Challenge" :-\ :-\ :-\ OH yeah folks he failed to mention the "Old Coot" with the blown out back has "Challenged" "Look4an$ssWhoopin" to a 1 night winner takes all contest ::) ::) "Old Pop's" is going to take L4F son Jake and L4F is going to take his other son "sleeping beauty" and we are going to have a Hatfield and McCoy duel in the Mtns. ;D Jake got his lip zipped so many times it must have been painful :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X....I thought L4F was going to have a stroke (I reached for my Nitro tablets) when Jake said "Dad, how come these guys all get stuff and we only see some kind of tracks?" :o Also sending him to the car for telling everyone how you miss a lot :P that was just cruel as cold as it was >:( >:(... I can hear it 20 yrs from now when I'm long gone :( :( Jake will say "Hey Dad remember the time that "OLD CRIPPLE" and I kicked your Keister all over the "Blue Mtn" ;D man that was great.......sorta like.......the gift that keeps on giving........"Old Pop's"...... 8)
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;) ;) ;) ;) Ya know...I can't even add anything to that!! :o :o :o :o :o :o