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Title: fathers job
Post by: archerobx on October 08, 2007, 12:05:42 PM

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
 
All the typical answers came up --
fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
 
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.  Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He plays for the "Browns," but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids

Title: fathers job
Post by: paul555 on October 10, 2007, 09:22:26 AM

Hahaha....  I wondered where this joke was going.   :mrgreen:

Title: fathers job
Post by: BP on October 10, 2007, 09:43:33 AM

As much as I dislike the Browns, might have to change the joke to Bengals for a couple years.

Title: fathers job
Post by: Dale on October 10, 2007, 12:09:47 PM

or the bEagles...   :twisted: