OLD COOT SHOOT-OUT 2017-18

[Brushwolf]

Omg!! I don’t believe it. I mean 11:30 pm is that time right???

[QUATTRO]

Jaspr, how far of a shot was it from the back deck to the trash can..we want some 'hunt' details 😁

[Buckwheat]

Jasper1
You may think you have the edge on me because of my new nursing job. But I have to drive to pick stuff up for my patient. I will be taking some long hunting road trips when I pick nursing stuff up.

[Pa Goosehntr]

  OMG and look at who's shorts are in a wad  wait til I post something and then we will both be in the game...

[Lookn4Fur]

There is a racoon in the picture??

[Pa Goosehntr]

  By darn the boy is correct!!  now if he can just find his way home today?? 

[Buckwheat]

Lookn4fur
Notice how tight lipped your dad Jasper is now. Goosebumps is probably using Mr. Tight lipped same raccoon, it will just a different picture angle.

[Lookn4Fur]

Yes I have noticed.  I almost feel bad for the fragile old geezer.  ALMOST!!

[jaspr1]

  Well 1st "Brushpile" that time is correct  CEO wants me in by midnight!  "LookN2BaCrappieCheerleaderForBW" Raccoon has 2 "C's".... you are definitely a Roads Scholar without spellcheck! Roads as in beer drinking and parking in places your mother never knew about!  Nat it was farther than that    it was pretty near the distance to the coal bin    which is a pretty fer piece  about twice as far as the trash can  I used my new .22 mag.... and my BW field tester headlamp    when I got home CEO said" Well you finally shot something with that gun you just had to have  I think I should get credit for 6 furs as this raccoon was 6X bigger than her baby that BW performed the abortion on! or ran over or shot or aquired in some questionable manner BW I wasn't able to show my TROPHY to Goose yet because of inclement weather  but he has a similar story, said it looks like its twin and it was a solid head shot  all the way from the porch to the woodpile back by his shed! OMG what a coincidence!!!! ................................ BTW Goose needs an extension for posting as his computer is on the fritz and isn't allowing him to post anything till I get there!   

[Brushwolf]

All I am saying Jasper u must in been jacked up on my dew to be up that late!!!! Lol

[Buckwheat]

Jasper1
You should be reevaluated as a BW headlight tester. Your still wearing your headlights off to the side. Don,t be so square!!! That look went out years ago.

Thank God Goosebumps can not post until you get there. Do us all a favor and do not show up. I might even stop talking bad about you if you keep him from posting.

That raccoon picture I posted was to show you how good a shot I am at small target's. Not everyone can hit a raccoon spelled with (two C,s) of that size in the middle of the night wile scared it might attack.
That took a whole lot more skill and a lot scarier than shooting one out the back door at the trash can.

[jaspr1]

  Jasper1
You may think you have the edge on me because of my new nursing job. But I have to drive to pick stuff up for my patient. I will be taking some long hunting road trips when I pick nursing stuff up.
 BW well it seems that you are already failing at being the PERFECT spouse  You will leave your ailing/suffering wife alone while you go cavorting about the countryside    Call your cheerleader and get him to pick up supplies  he's not doing anything  Don't bother driving past the river on Rt 30  my son is checking that from Pond Bank to York for me .

You should be reevaluated as a BW headlight tester.   HAHAHAHAHA beating you with your own stuff  now that would be perfect!  Headlamp/Renovo Street Howler  when that light goes into strobe all on its own  that really baffles them   

Goosebumps and I are meeting for lunch  his raccoon might be a little stiffer looking than mine because it got frigid overnight  You will find this out now that you are forced to get off your a$$ and get out there 

Finally I did not shoot that monster  near the trash can  He was there but when I stuck the barrel out the back door  CEO said hold on a minute...NOT IN MY HOUSE!  Mrs. Quattro might put up with that but not me!    So I had to put my slippers on and go out  Just as I was going to squeeze the trigger she came to the door and loudly said  "You better not get any blood on the porch"  Damn!    Raccoon ran over to the coal bin  turned around laughed and gave me the finger!  so I shot him!    thats my story and I'm sticking to it!!      BTW that recovery for Mrs. BW is 12 weeks 1 week for the surgery  and 11 weeks from you being the Nurse! 

[Buckwheat]

Jasper1
Well as expected, you have your facts all mixed up about my wife's recovery.

Just listening to all the hoops your wife had you jump through just to shoot that poor hungry raccoon reminds my of your kid.
 
 (((BTW that recovery for Mrs. BW is 12 weeks  1 week for the surgery   and 11 weeks from you being the Nurse!)))

My nursing methods are way different then your old hen pecked methods. Not a long recovery in my method.
Physical Therapy can be looked at in numerous different ways for recovery.
It is only 6 days and I am already looking at having her doing lite house work. I figure at this current rate I might have her vacuuming the floors way sooner then even she thinks.

PS. Since it is her left leg she will be able to drive me around sooner then if it was her right leg the doctor said. 

[Hern]

Jaspr, Congratulations.
Good shot.
You're on the board now. Go get 'em.

[jaspr1]

  BW I seen something else  a tie! Sweat popping up on your forehead yet? Looks like a tight race here  your dollar creature and garage fox.  versus my coal bin raccoon and my snowflake possum!   .   You can still withdraw and save face  just sayin....lol  ....... Oh and I hope your wife is recovering nicely and you aren't leaving her alone in her condition!