This crazy weather

[Pa Goosehntr]

Yep Jaspr1 getting old is tough. ..I just posted my last post twice and haven't a clue how I did it.. Nice decoy by the way...did you put it on the scales and weigh it? What kinda critter was holdin the coyote??..Looked awful mangie to me   

[Predator100x]

Goose,the only apple jack that I know is apple pucker an JD..That stuff will make ya take back stuff ya Didnt steal!!

[Predator100x]

Jaspr1,

Not to change subject but how many shots did it take ya to get that decoy?  

[Pa Goosehntr]

100X are you talking shots of Vino or bourbon   

[Predator100x]

100X are you talking shots of Vino or bourbon   

Bourbon!!   Ifin the storm gets to bad ya can always switch to the tequila.

[shadowchaser]

You should try Lemongrass and Chai shots.  They are good AND healthy.

[jaspr1]

  Well here I have once again provided valuable tips    and apparently some of you are to slippery for anything to stick  1. Never mix Geritol and Vino     2. Wait till decoys go on 1/2 price sale  cause the only thing, this thing ever decoyed was me    3. One shot  the importance of good shooting cannot be over emphasized  4. Always leave your glasses somwhere you can find them easily  and you can remember  or get a spare pair and give them to your honey to keep  Goose I got on scale with it and it says it weighs 174.7 lbs    Hope this helps you novices and Guru's.... .... BTW Icing here today but I am going to order and ice auger on line today so we will be experiencing warmer than normal temps the minute I get it.....

[Pa Goosehntr]

Ice Auger??   sounds like me getting a new snow blower  we will be in speedos for sure within the week  Just to prove that Pux Ground Grizzly wrong 

[longhair]

Speedos ?? Yeeeeesh. And for your read'n enjoyment........

http://www.predatormastersforums.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=2625535#Post2625535

 

[Pa Goosehntr]

  LOL-LOL-LOL  Something about that strikes a remembererer 

[longhair]

I'm with ya .

[Predator100x]

Speedos ?? Yeeeeesh. And for your read'n enjoyment........

http://www.predatormastersforums.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=2625535#Post2625535

 

That was  .

[jaspr1]

  Some of you can identify with this  but not me  ..HAHAHAHAHAHA.........Thanks Longhair  Got up this AM and everything hurt from cleaning ice yesterday.. ...a good sense of humor  helps to get old people through the day  and I done did it  ordered the ice auger make sure your lawn mowers are ready and you move all your stuff up away from the crick, in case of a fast melt flood  Don't say I didn't warn ya... ...............

[Pa Goosehntr]

Hey jaspr1....with the sudden warm up  ya think we can convert that auger to a post hole digger It might pay for itself  and give you something to do  Then we could call you DIGGER 

[longhair]

Speak'n of mowers...... I try to run mine every 4 to 6 weeks during the winter. That crap we are forced to use and they call gasoline(more like corn sqeezen's) can really play havoc with small engines. Been use'n Star Tron for the last few years and so far so good. (Stupid proof...can't overdose it)

note~ Don't run them to long if'n there's no snow covering the grass. The grass will here them run'n and start to grow like crazy.