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Everything Else => Off Topic => Topic started by: Pa Goosehntr on August 02, 2016, 12:19:38 PM
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:( :( :( According to the news; about a 4 mile section of the river is closed :o :o :o :o while it has been touted as one thing related to low levels, I'm betting it's because the Cove River Rat Monster was lurking on the river feeshin :P :P :P :P :P it's been known to foul all things it comes in contact with :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ it's tall skinny and lanky, been around for decades, and eats any kind of pie place in front of it....BEWARE this predator is nasty!!
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:o I think I seen it :o it was at dusk :o when I went to investigate ??? there was a Carp carcass :P where it had just finished a shore supper :P ::) :P................NASTY ;)................... 8)
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??? ??? ??? ??? Ya know, I'm thinkin it resembles someone I know ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Ya know all those Cove critters look alike ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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The Cove Critter is well documented over the past 100 years! That makes him an Old Coot Cove Critter.
Say that fast three times. Lol :o :o :o :o :o
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:o :o :o :o Aaaaahhhhh, one of them used-to-be critters is lurkin here ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:o River Rat with CEO's 1st Bass on her "Hollywood Lure" :P :P disgusting >:( ................ 8)
(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt282/jaspr/nancyjuly2016.jpg)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Need I say more?? :o :o :o :o :o :o the look on the face says it all!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Is there a reason you have hip waders on in six inches of water? :o :o :o :o
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:) Why YES ! :) I didn't want to get my toes wet ;)................ 8)
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I guess I "stepped" into that one. Pun intended. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D Trust me ??? ??? ??? ??? You stepped into more than that ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Going kayaking north of Liverpool and pulling out south of Liverpool on Saturday. About a ten mile trip. Hope the water is deeper than that or my big but will be dragging. ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D Isn't it always?? :o :o :o :o Glad you said big butt, :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X baby's got back!! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Goose says, " ;D ;D ;D Trust me ??? ??? ??? ??? You stepped into more than that ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)" I'll say he has!! ;D ;D ;D I showed my daughter his post and she is smitten ::) "That's not the guy with no teeth,bad breath and BO, chews tobacco and traces his ancestry to Perdix is it?" :P :P (I wonder where she heard all that?") :-X ??? :-X anyway I said yeah that's him ;) Well move over in the Kayak cause she'll be with you Saturday ;D ;D and you can deal with her birds nest,I'm stuck, can you change my bait (Lure),can you take this fish off,etc.etc... there are "no returns" and don't forget the "WIDE LOAD" signs for the Kayak :o :o :o :o.................... 8) PS: I almost forgot the "I gotta Pee".....Mr. "LookN2HaveanAnswerforEverything!" ::)
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Good thing you only showed her the post and not a picture of me. ;) ;) You would need a moving truck this weekend. 8) 8) We all know you and your side kick "GooseMovingCompany" aint gettin them pretty boy trucks dirty! :o :o :o
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We used to hammer the smallies in Perdix... remember finding an Eel there at the mouth of Cove (kove?) ... haven't fished that area in probably 15 years or more...
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;D ;D ;D ;D Keep workin sonny, we are enjoyin our clean trucks ;) ;) ;) ;) Just remember when you are stuck in the mud and mire who you will call to pull you out ??? ??? ??? ??? Goose/jaspr towing company ::) ::) ::) and I can see your face already when we give you the bill :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ Keep working cause we need the money and save some for the tow.. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Jasper
Your showing the proper attire. You should belong to OSHA.
Chest waders and rubber gloves to safely fish the river.
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:) I am a charter member of OSHA ;) OBNOXIOUS SENIOR HUNTER ANGLER ::) just ask anyone >:( just don't ask "LookN2WorkHisLips" :P ........................ 8) PS: Yes well Missy was Bass fishing and yours truly was throwing some pretty obnoxious stuff trying to pick up a catfish..... :P Quattro that area right off of Kinkora used to be one of my favorites, but since 9-11 Penn Twp. police and Railroad police check it and there's a hefty fine if they catch you going in ......................
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"OBNOXIOUS SENIOR HUNTER ANGLER" I like that resemblance to you! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:) Well you just be better checking on those "Sunflowers" ::) or your handle will be "Goose Mud" :o :P :o... 8)
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;) ;) ;) Yea-yea..my CEO and I cut across New Franklin this mornin and that field from last year is not planted with sunflowers ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? Now iffin your CEO gets to my house before the squirrels finish my sunflowers she may get some pictures....at a minimal charge of courses ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Now you realize Lookn4anexcuse will say "stay on topic" :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ even though he hasn't a clue what the real topic is :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ I think he needs some baked oatmeal ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ahhhh, good old Kinkora. We use to roll old Jester1 down from the home still lying in his bed just so he could fish. It was the walk up hill that he didn't care for. That's why it is no longer his favorite spot. Don't believe the 9-11 BS story. If he wanted to fish it he would have his daughter float him down the river in his survival suit and drop anchor when he reaches the spot.
I spent many of good nights and weekends in that spot. From Camping on the islands, swimming, fishing, hunting, quenching my thirst and even entertained a few girlfriends there. A few of them were probably (no definitely) related to old Juicehead1.
I know you have the key to that gate you old coot. Make me a copy or I'm pulling the plug!!
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:) "LookN2BaComedian" I am so SORRY ! :-[ :-[ I forgot to tell you not to drink the RIVER WATER :P during your Kayak trip :(. It makes you say and do things ??? even crazier than you normally are :o :o "and even entertained a few girlfriends there." :-\ :-\ Now that is BS >:( Perdix girls are more discriminating than that ::) ::)...... 8)
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It's the truth! I even left one there to walk home because well, lets just say she wasn't playing well with others. ;D ;D ;D ;D
The kayak trip was awesome. Lots of people out on the river that's for sure. Stopped at Lowes Restraunt for "brekie" then a ten mile trip on the river. Saw a minimum of 8 eagles. Pulled out and went to Weavers Farm Market for some fruit and Amish baked goods then down to Road Hawg BBQ in Duncannon for some smoked wings. Later I went to a party along the Conoguinet Creek. Doesn't get much better than a day like that.
PS: I just realized I did more in one day than you do in a month. ::) ::) ::)
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:) :) :) :) Yea, but we are a little older, slower and enjoy it daily so why put it all in one day and rush through it?? Stop and smell the roses Lookn4arushjob 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Speak when you are spoken to little gosling. Check out the for sale section. I have something that would be perfect for you old retired guys. Plus it is time for you to buy something from me for a change. I supported your habits long enough. ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D "little gosling" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I know you fell off your roost now!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) Don't bother on the "Sale" Goose ;) another FAILED business attempt by "LookN2GetRichQuick" :P someone said he got out of the Condom business after he became a family man :o :o :o And have you noticed that none of these supposed escapades ever include a picture ??? you know,just for a little verification ;) My guess is he spent all weekend vacuuming,dusting and doing windows :-\ :-\ and is to embarrassed to speak the truth :-[ :-[ :-[......................... 8)
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:) :) :) I'll say this much for him... ??? ??? ???...He just never learns :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Jasper and Goosebumps
Let's see you want to see pictures of him showing how to stretching rubbers of unknown source and then put them in his mouth to make some godly unknown noise?
Or worse yet, the girls on the island?
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;D ;D ;D Yep!! :o :o :o :o :o
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:) He's gotten kinda quiet ??? ??? I wonder if a rubber cut loose and smacked him in the kisser :-\ :-\ or maybe the little woman of the house read his post >:( and smacked him in the kisser :o :o ... 8)
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Jasper
Well you know she could not have hit him with a floor mop. He was using it to clean up all the messes he makes and gets into.
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:) Well he's "pouting" right now :-[ thinking about the time that girl made him walk home from the island in his bare feet ::) ::) or he's trying to explain his way out of all those women he had to the island ??? ??? minus the current Mrs. :o :o "all the messes he makes and gets into." :P He's an early candidate for "Depends" :( :(.............. 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D And I can't even add any yeast to that!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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:) We need to let up a little on the lad ;) he's coming off a failed enterprise and all :( I think instead of selling he should retool and set-up for latex tie downs for Kayaks ;D ;D Call them, "Tim's Tidy Tie-Downs".. ::) ::)... 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Sounds like that would be a "SUNK" endeavor before it got started.. :o :o :o :o :o
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Jasper 1
I think you are on to something. Helping him stay positive. Fisher season is not to far off and he will need to stay positive. He could even make latex sling shots. Jasper you might have to help name them. You have an art for that kind of thing.
Come on Goose if he was your kid you would not sink his ship wile still in drydock. Jasper1 your such a good Dad for him. With out you who knows were lookn4guidence could end up.
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:) Well BW we don't have to worry about this for the moment..."With out you who knows were lookn4guidence could end up." He's Kayaking a few miles above Liverpool as often as possible now that "FISHER" season is just around the corner ;D ;D BECAUSE ::) we all know who lives a few miles above Liverpool ;) ;) and he needs to "SMOOZE" this individual and eat some rock snot to get back into his good graces :P :P :P.............another "FISHER" less season would not go well for him :-[ :-[ ...........that slingshot thing is a no brainer "Timmies Thumb Thumper".................. 8)
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While you three amuse yourself with childish banter, I am indeed making plans for another fisher less season. As Hern would say, "That is all".
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:) You are way to sensitive "Sonny" :( are you helping your HERO with his #3 secret trap adventure? ::) ::) I guess you have sore fingers from being the test dummy :P :P :P :P :P........................ 8)
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;D ;D ;D ;D I didn't know sonny could count to 3 :o :o :o :o :o :o
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I can count to seven when I use my toes.
Soon old "Safeharborboy" will only be able to count to 3 if he keeps pinchN his little finners in the big boy traps.
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:( :( :( Ernie, you have been called a "Safeharborboy" ::) ::) ::) ::) what's up with that?? :o :o :o you and safe do not belong in the same sentence let alone your description ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) I think sonny done poo-pooed in his pants again :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Goosebumps
He just feels safe around me In the big woods.
I am his safe harbor. I think Jasper use to hide behind trees and play tricks on him when lookn4adad and Jasper would go on walks in the woods. Me, I aways kept him in sight and do little things like tell him safly were to step and not to pick things off the forrest floor and put in his mouth and try and eat. I always kept peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a small glass of milk for him.
Now that he is older, I have no idea what type of trauma he has been through.
But he knows I will always have a glass of milk and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for him.
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But he knows I will always have a glass of milk and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for him.
Whole milk of course. That's more than my daddy from Purry County has ever done for me. All he does is yell at me for getting his truck dirty with animal blood. I tried to explain to him that's what happens when you are a successful hunter and trapper. He kindly replied that he doesn't understand. SMH.
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:( :( :( But of course there was no Fisher blood!! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ Just the normal road kill blood that is the only stuff sonny could find... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) He successfully hunts down road kills then tries to put a trap on them so it looks good :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X and he catches his lil finners a lot!! :o :o :o :o :o :o
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There you go again answering for the old coot. Didn't we have this conversation before? ::) ::) ::) You are a lot like my boys. You have to learn the hard way.
You are correct about no fisher blood but If I was a gambling man, I would bet that neither of you two ever saw fisher blood either. Hopefully I can show you this year what it looks like. ;D ;D ;D
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I have caught 2 fishers within sight of my house. It is not hard. Just make dirt hole sets.
If you dig it, they will come.
Positive attitude, confidence and a good dose of swagger.
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Lookn4trouble
You better carry a big stick. Goosebumps peeps are going to be gunning for you now. Ya never ask an old coot if he ever bagged a fisher. Even I would not of said that! Even though he didn't he will now have to make up story's or even lie to save face. Yep, even his peeps will now want to know also. Nothing worse then his peeps having that startled look on there faces.
I will get the peanut butter and jelly stuff out to your hide out. You know the spot were you use to catch butterflies. It will be under the big Rock you use to hide under.
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:) LookN2BRelevant says: " You are a lot like my boys. You have to learn the hard way." ;) ;) Kumquats didn't fall far from that tree. :o :o :o................. 8)
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Dreamcatcher
Your not supposed to make it look too easy.
Lookn4aplan will be chewing his fingernails and hoping his kids do not see how easy it was for one of goosebumps peeps to catch not just one but two and you were not even after them.
O-my this could have everlasting affects. He did no show up for his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at his big Rock either.
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:) BW..............he has gone missing again :( because of you >:( >:( >:( I hope you"re happy now >:( >:( He could be anywhere ??? ??? as there are "BIG ROCKS" everywhere ::) ::) He gets confuzzed easily and could be at the BIG ROCK in Cameron Co. right now sniffing for the PBJ he expects to find there :o :o This is why I don't feed him ;) if you feed him he hangs around for the next handout :P :P and then he wants dessert ::) ::) Yelling at him is a much better option ;D ;D ;D ;D........Well you started it :( so have fun planting sandwiches behind all the BIG ROCKS in Pa. :o :o :o :o :o............................... 8) PS: Almost forgot "Dreamcatcher" "If you dig it, they will come" I know I had to chase them out of the garden this spring when I was digging it up to put the Turnips in, they are pesky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:( :( :( He can count to 7, he can spell FISHER, but does he have permission to do anything? ??? ??? ??? BW he's gonna break your bank eatin PBJ sandwiches :o :o :o :o You feed him he will stay!! :-X :-X :-X :-X very similar to... if you dig it they will come....same principle.. :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Well I wasn't figuring that dreamfisher was the fisher whisperer. Plus he is NOT in the old coots club. He has way too much class for that club. I am not even sure why he associates with the three amigos. My guess is he is teaching you the ways of a woodsman (or at least trying).
Sounds like their is fixin to be a PPHA fisher competition (Hint, Hint) Excluding the trapping Guru (Hern). He is the only one i'm worried about. I saw him blow a whistle in his back yard once and the critters ran into his skun'en shed and laid down!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:o :o :o Did you see that before or after you had some of Hern's homemade grape wine? ??? ??? ??? Just askin as You being a light weight drinker a little goes along way with you :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Jasper1
See he not gone, just lost.
Yep, drinking that stuff Hern has is a little more powerful then whole milk. Learning to separate hallucinations from fact takes a seasoned drunk to control that stuff. I am just happy Lookn4freedom did not try to fly while under the influence.
Now he wants to compete with old coots in a contest. He must be more desperate then we thought.
I think he must have starved oxygen to his brain blowing on those rubbers all the time. With the Olympics on TV somehow it must have influenced him in competition. He missed the part were you tryout for the Olympics first before you can compete.
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:) OMG :) I'm not sure "Old Coots" are allowed to laugh this hard ??? ??? I will check with my Doctor ;) One thing : ;D ;D ;D
LookN2BOutofKnickers" is good for a laugh ;) ;) Notice, he is sucking up to "Dreamcatcher" a proven "Fisher" taker ;D ;D just in case Hern doesn't give him a 2nd chance ::) ::).........."Dreamfisher" here's a tip: ::) start stocking up on PBJ and day old bread, you will need it......... ::) if "LookN4GPSCoordinates" finds your house :o :o :o :o.............................. 8)...........I still think YELLING at him is the best option......... :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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The whole day was a blur. :o :o :o :o
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Lookn4help
How can you tell the difference?
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What? Are you sippin the Koolaid again "Jim Buckwheat Jones"? Look him up. You have plenty of time. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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;D ;D ;D Not Koolaid youngin ??? ??? ??? ??? it's Cootaid very potent, about 90 proof :-X :-X :-X :-X
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??? ??? ??? Susquehanna sinker/stinker went quiet :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ One of those Perdix girls caught up with him and now he's in trouble on two fronts.... :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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>:( >:( >:( >:( Hey has sonny sunk on the river?? maybe an eel got him :o :o :o :o :o him be quiet today ??? ??? ??? and he is usually full of it from the weekend ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)