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Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 16, 2007, 12:39:49 PM
A little preseason work out.


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=17893132
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 16, 2007, 12:55:21 PM
LMAO! Looks like Buckwheat is ready!
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 16, 2007, 04:53:30 PM
Yea, I'm ready. I just gave the quad the once over and she's ready to roll !!!! 8)  Course, it stays packed and on the ready all year around !! :D
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 16, 2007, 05:45:40 PM
Bp
No!!! Not ready yet. I was hoping to be just a little faster at the start. But need boots, flip flops kept coming off my feet at the start. Once moving, I could keep them on but sometimes my toe would cramp up. But over the years I have developed a high tolerance of pain and it did not slow me up any. But will still try boots.
   
So longhair
 You do not practice lifting your leg over the seat or anything or anything?  You just get right on and go hunting!!!! That would scare the hell out of me. I would practice leg lifts at least. But what ever,  I really am not ready yet either, I have my off hand shooting wile swimming in rivers and lakes down, but the shooting wile the lakes and rivers are frozen needs to be worked on. Plus I twisted my ankle wile getting the beer out of the trunk of the car. So my cheetah chasseing will be on hold again this year, unless I can barrow your 4 wheeler that would save me boot money. I sure could use that boot money and purchase flippers for ice swimming instead.
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 16, 2007, 06:29:36 PM
Quote from: "Buckwheat"

   
So longhair...You do not practice lifting your leg over the seat or anything?  


LMFAO!  Buckwheat, you're thinkin' of LegLifter.
Longhair is itchin' for an injury if he ain't practicing mounting and dismounting. How 'bout the thumb-throttle? That'll cramp you up i a hurry if you're outta shape. Then there's hoisting them fox pups onto the ATV rack.
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 16, 2007, 07:13:10 PM
Bp
Like I SAID!! Scares the hell out of me.  I hope he and others that read this will try and get in shape. I bet he did not practice breaking or ankle movements.  I am not new at this. I started hunting and saving hunters at 51/2 years old or maybe even younger and if some one says they stared earlier. Then I will count when my doctor had trouble delivering me because he was out of shape, but that is another story. All some hunters still worry about is if the tank is full in there 4 wheeler. Wonder why there are so many hart attacks. Not me, I like to stay in top shape. Some eggs, home fries, sausage, with a large coffee and a few cheetah chasses first thing in the morning are in order for me, especially after a whole night out drinking and shooting pool keeps me in shape. At an early age I new I was not going down that 4 wheeler road.
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 17, 2007, 12:11:29 AM
Quote from: "BP"
Quote from: "Buckwheat"

   
So longhair...You do not practice lifting your leg over the seat or anything?  


LMFAO!  Buckwheat, you're thinkin' of LegLifter.
Longhair is itchin' for an injury if he ain't practicing mounting and dismounting. How 'bout the thumb-throttle? That'll cramp you up i a hurry if you're outta shape. Then there's hoisting them fox pups onto the ATV rack.

Well now, I'm letting you know that I have had plenty of practice with the mount and dismount procedure. The thumb throttle is no longer an issue. I got a twist throttle. And as far as lifting critters on the rack, that's also no longer a issue also. I have a special rack that goes into the reciever hitch just for that purpose.I don't have to even lift them in the truck because with the extra rack on I can just drive the quad with everything on it up into the truck.  8)
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 17, 2007, 12:22:54 AM
Quote from: "Buckwheat"
Bp
Like I SAID!! Scares the hell out of me.  I hope he and others that read this will try and get in shape. I bet he did not practice breaking or ankle movements.  I am not new at this. I started hunting and saving hunters at 51/2 years old or maybe even younger and if some one says they stared earlier. Then I will count when my doctor had trouble delivering me because he was out of shape, but that is another story. All some hunters still worry about is if the tank is full in there 4 wheeler. Wonder why there are so many hart attacks. Not me, I like to stay in top shape. Some eggs, home fries, sausage, with a large coffee and a few cheetah chasses first thing in the morning are in order for me, especially after a whole night out drinking and shooting pool keeps me in shape. At an early age I new I was not going down that 4 wheeler road.

Good for you and I hope that you keep your health for a long time. But, at some point you may just think about this. It maybe the difference between you hunting and NOT hunting. It was for me and I told my wife either I get a quad or she could drag me and the dam deer out of the woods !!!!!! Cause I ain't gonna stop hunting !!!!!! :shock:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 17, 2007, 07:29:28 PM
Longhair
Craw back under your rock, and mail all your hunting equipment to me. I will start checking the mail towards the end of this week. Keep the 4 wheeler; I will just get my wife to drive me around and shoot game with my new hunting stuff. I will field dress the game, she is a little squeamish. But she  can drag it back to the truck.
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 17, 2007, 07:54:02 PM
Bucktweet
 In your dreams there pointdexter !!!!! I don't know why YOU would want more hunting stuff?? :?  Do you think my hunting stuff would make you a better hunter????? :shock:  Ooooooooh, maybe it would, cause you can't hit sheeeeeeeeeet with yours. :lol:  :lol:  Go make a movie of some snails !!!!!! You ought to be able to keep them in the view finder, they move really slow, just like you !!!! YOU OLD FART !!!!! :shock:  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 17, 2007, 08:03:06 PM
How dare you address the PPHA Prez in that fashion!  Buckwheat(Cheetah Chaser) passed on a career in the NFL to hold this office. His High school football coach wouldn't let him graduate for 15 years.  Buckwheat keeps himself in stellar shape just in case fox don't come to the call, he goes to them.  I blew on an empty beer bottle once and Buckwheat was in my face for a kill in microseconds.
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 17, 2007, 10:37:21 PM
Longhair
This old fart will drag you and your 4 wheeler up those hills that would scare a guy like you when you look down from the top. After I put enough anti seize on the action and firing pin of your equipment I would be happy to just have them fire and blow the rust out the end let alone hit anything. I like people hunting to videos, you are the correct speed for me to video, problem is the hunting part would never get on film.
 :shock:  :D  :D
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Dale on September 17, 2007, 10:51:17 PM
    D  A  Y  U  M  . . .                      
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 18, 2007, 12:16:50 AM
Buckteet
 The chances of you dragging anything up the mountian is slim to none !!!!!!! :shock: You're lucky to make it to the back porch and plunk your butt in the rocker. :cry: You know that call making thing is good for you. It keeps you in the cellar and not out in public. :shock: It's probably safer for the rest of us anyway. :lol: Now that you are not going to pres. much longer, that will give you more time to attend the bingos on the weekends at the senior center. :shock:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 18, 2007, 12:25:55 AM
BP says
I blew on an empty beer bottle

I don't think we should explore your sexual tendicies let alone your trying to suck up to Buckwad !!!!!!!!! :shock:  :o  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 18, 2007, 04:31:37 PM
BP says,
How dare you address the PPHA Prez in that fashion!
 
 What are you worried about ???He's only got four more days as pres.(fresh meat com'in up) He's all washed up !!!! (probably could use a bath)He's over the hill !!!!!! (head first)I think he's in his "pre retirement" phase. (he's still an old fart, until he totally retires. Then he becomes a "young fellow") :shock:  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 18, 2007, 06:16:47 PM
Hay  Longhsisy
How come you drag Bp in to this? He has enough identity problems. You could have set him back years with your hurtful statements. He probably will never post here again, well at least under the same board name. I can take these statements; others would just cower from a guy like you. I was trained to handle tough guys like you, in the super secrete Amish cow paddy night stepping patrol. You learn how to walk around guys like you mister cow patty!!
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: paul555 on September 18, 2007, 10:14:02 PM
Did I miss something, or did Longhair in just a few short days become 'the new BP'?   :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 18, 2007, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: "Buckwheat"
Hay  Longhsisy
How come you drag Bp in to this? He has enough identity problems. You could have set him back years with your hurtful statements. He probably will never post here again, well at least under the same board name. I can take these statements; others would just cower from a guy like you. I was trained to handle tough guys like you, in the super secrete Amish cow paddy night stepping patrol. You learn how to walk around guys like you mister cow patty!!

He opened the door just enough so he's in the mix.He's a big boy he can take it. And if'n he can;t then he better take his ball and bat and go home.Bodatious Pansy--new name !!!! :shock:
So the short of it is, you was a cow tipper !!!!!  Or maybe a "wiffer" Ahhhhhhh, that's the reason you know your dung so well. :shock:  With your eyes shut and your nose plugged, one taste and you could tell what animal it came from and the sex. YEA, you're that good !!!!!! :lol:  :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 18, 2007, 10:17:37 PM
Quote from: "paul555"
Did I miss something, or did Longhair in just a few short days become 'the new BP'?   :lol:

 I think we should change from the king and I to the teach and cheech. What do ya think ??? :shock:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 18, 2007, 10:30:10 PM
Quote from: "paul555"
Did I miss something, or did Longhair in just a few short days become 'the new BP'?   :lol:


(http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/hand.gif) The mold was broke, there's only 1 BP.

(http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/nutkick.gif)
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 18, 2007, 10:31:29 PM
That's good to hear !!!!!!! :shock:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 18, 2007, 10:51:57 PM
Bp
Did that little green guy just kick that little yellow guy in the balls? What are you trying to say?
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 18, 2007, 10:56:12 PM
Quote from: "Buckwheat"
Bp
Did that little green guy just kick that little yellow guy in the balls? What are you trying to say?


I'm green, Longnose is yeller.(http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/nutkick.gif)
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 18, 2007, 11:21:23 PM
Is that the best you could do ????? Old age will do that to ya. :lol:  :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Tracker on September 19, 2007, 12:36:12 AM
Is this what I have to look foward to when I'm old and farting dust..........Sitting around talking chit on the internet.  :shock:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 19, 2007, 09:16:52 AM
Quote from: "Tracker"
Is this what I have to look foward to when I'm old and farting dust..........Sitting around talking chit on the internet.  :shock:


Looks like you just got old! Welcome!
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: 220_Woody on September 19, 2007, 10:49:20 AM
BP~well.....it's 10:45am...and no response from Longhair yet....he must still be recovering from his kick to the groin. or maybe he's out shopping for a cup to wear to the picnic this saturday :shock: .

Longhair~ who you callin "fresh meat"????????? :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Tracker on September 19, 2007, 02:11:45 PM
Quote from: "BP"
Looks like you just got old! Welcome!


I'm almost 40, so I guess your right. :cry:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 19, 2007, 03:27:35 PM
Quote from: "Tracker"
Is this what I have to look foward to when I'm old and farting dust..........Sitting around talking chit on the internet.  :shock:

 Yep, at least I got you nimrods talking instead of just looking !!!!!! :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 19, 2007, 03:39:39 PM
Quote from: "220_Woody"
BP~well.....it's 10:45am...and no response from Longhair yet....he must still be recovering from his kick to the groin. or maybe he's out shopping for a cup to wear to the picnic this saturday :shock: .

Longhair~ who you callin "fresh meat"????????? :lol:


 Sometimes if you go to kick something and only give a glancing blow, you do not get the desired affect that you were looking for. Instead, the reciever of the blow just gets more agitated. It even backfires sometimes !!!!!! :)

Woody~In three days the grinder will have "fresh meat" !!!!!! YEP---- that's you there buuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddddyyyyyyyyy !!!!!! :wink:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 19, 2007, 07:32:48 PM
OK !!!!!!!!!! Who's next ???????? :roll:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 19, 2007, 08:22:38 PM
Tracker,
You only forty. :shock:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 19, 2007, 08:37:31 PM
Longface
Now you made Bp go away and change his name. I was telling you to lay off :twisted:
You better be holding your hand out when I see you, and it better have a beer in it.
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Tracker on September 19, 2007, 09:04:44 PM
Quote from: "Buckwheat"
Tracker,
You only forty. :shock:


37 really, but yup I'm over the crest of the hill.
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: bigben on September 19, 2007, 09:23:24 PM
wow I kinda skipped over this thread back when I read the first couple posts.  better git the chest waders because it is getting deep.  long hair you sound like a hell of a guy.  lookin forward to seein a good many old friends this weekend and meetin some new ones as well.
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 19, 2007, 11:52:32 PM
Might have to get the canoes out and life jackets for the young ones. :shock:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 19, 2007, 11:59:39 PM
Quote from: "Buckwheat"
Longface
Now you made Bp go away and change his name. I was telling you to lay off :twisted:
You better be holding your hand out when I see you, and it better have a beer in it.

 I bet he changed his name to a more fitting name---"limp bisket" :lol:  :lol:
And I hope that you are holding yours out also----with one of those new calls in it for me !!!!!!!! :roll:  :lol: Might have to check your ID  8)
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 20, 2007, 07:12:41 AM
Buckwheat, How will I know Ladyhair when I see him? Will there be nametags for the literate members?
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 20, 2007, 11:27:39 AM
Oh, I think you'll know. Kinda bent over and walking a little funny after getting kicked in the nads !!!!!! :shock:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Pa Goosehntr on September 20, 2007, 11:54:52 AM
I'm guessin that ya'll are fair game for "LiL Goose" :twisted: ..heck he already has a Hern strung up from his last outin with the """Old Guys""" :roll:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 20, 2007, 09:18:23 PM
Hmmmm !!!!! Quiet, scarey quiet !!!!!!!  :shock: Everyone must be resting up for the big shindig. :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 20, 2007, 10:16:45 PM
The best never rest! Do you need another kick in the ballz?
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: longhair on September 20, 2007, 10:42:54 PM
No, but you can kiss my boo boo !!!!!!!!! :shock:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 26, 2007, 08:49:15 AM
Buckwheat, to kinda get back on topic in "off topic", I think it would be appropriate to show everyone how you "get in shape" for fishing season.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOpKFPEah3E
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: 220_Woody on September 26, 2007, 10:25:27 AM
yeah...but can Buckwheat "get air"....?????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n4xXc25wPE&mode=related&search=
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: Buckwheat on September 26, 2007, 06:02:21 PM
YOU KNOW!! Bp I must say.
 Showing me how you kicked longhair in the balls when he was not looking helped me fight that bear. With out that move, I am sure that bear would have gotten my fish. I would have had to fight longer and would not make it back from Alaska with that fish in time for supper with out that ball kick. Thanks again, Ernie
Title: Getting in shape for hunting season.
Post by: BP on September 26, 2007, 06:40:34 PM
Buckwheat, I remember very well showing you that move.  As a matter of fact, it's on film too! Enjoy!

Ernie learning the Nutcracker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciD0NB1z7eg